Dear Mr. Gerky,
Parking in front of a fire hydrant is illegal and so is threatening to burn down a building. Therefore, all you'll get is a ride to the police station where you'll be staying in a cubed room.
Sincerely,
W. Ater
Fire Chief
Dear Bar Manager,
You had absolutely no right to fire me. All I did was pour twice the drinks the customers ordered and then I drank the extra one since I'm required to be drunk on the job. I demand you give me my job back and allow me to drink all I want on the job. If you don't, I will come into the bar, open a bottle of wine, and pour it on your head.
Sincerely,
Mrs. I. Needtodrink
Parking in front of a fire hydrant is illegal and so is threatening to burn down a building. Therefore, all you'll get is a ride to the police station where you'll be staying in a cubed room.
Sincerely,
W. Ater
Fire Chief
Dear Bar Manager,
You had absolutely no right to fire me. All I did was pour twice the drinks the customers ordered and then I drank the extra one since I'm required to be drunk on the job. I demand you give me my job back and allow me to drink all I want on the job. If you don't, I will come into the bar, open a bottle of wine, and pour it on your head.
Sincerely,
Mrs. I. Needtodrink
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