I refuse to number these.
Only one person in the world knows about my OCD tendencies, and she got them out of me after 2 days of talking to her in my life.
I hate people intentionally mis-spelling words, on signs, internet or texts.
I haven't been in a relationship since I was 17.
I know a lot about things that I have never done, or done very little of.
For some reason, I know a lot about relationships, how to maintain them, what not to do, how to treat a woman, yet put me in that position and I'm useless.
I can be extremely convincing when I lie because I construct an entire backstory and alibi, within 10 seconds of thinking of the lie.
Along those lines, I am extremely apathetic, but most people (my dad included) have a very hard time believing me, because I can feign sympathy and empathy perfectly.
I have only ever been good and truly angry 3 times in my life, and when I am, 2 things happen: I scare myself and everyone else shitless, and I stay that way for weeks. I scare the people because when I get mad, I yell, I swear, I hit things, I throw things. But when I am right angry, I speak like I could be having a casual conversation with you, but with a demonic under/overtone (which one depends on the circumstances).
I can drive anything that is meant to be driven, even if I've never been in one before.
I barely passed math all through school, despite having the correct answer 95% of the time: everything is done in my head. I honestly don't know how to show my work, because I don't have the same thought processes as most people.
I can write truly captivating books...for the first 3 chapters. After that I lose interest or hate 1 small detail, and scrap the entire thing.
I'm sure I'll think of more.
Only one person in the world knows about my OCD tendencies, and she got them out of me after 2 days of talking to her in my life.
I hate people intentionally mis-spelling words, on signs, internet or texts.
I haven't been in a relationship since I was 17.
I know a lot about things that I have never done, or done very little of.
For some reason, I know a lot about relationships, how to maintain them, what not to do, how to treat a woman, yet put me in that position and I'm useless.
I can be extremely convincing when I lie because I construct an entire backstory and alibi, within 10 seconds of thinking of the lie.
Along those lines, I am extremely apathetic, but most people (my dad included) have a very hard time believing me, because I can feign sympathy and empathy perfectly.
I have only ever been good and truly angry 3 times in my life, and when I am, 2 things happen: I scare myself and everyone else shitless, and I stay that way for weeks. I scare the people because when I get mad, I yell, I swear, I hit things, I throw things. But when I am right angry, I speak like I could be having a casual conversation with you, but with a demonic under/overtone (which one depends on the circumstances).
I can drive anything that is meant to be driven, even if I've never been in one before.
I barely passed math all through school, despite having the correct answer 95% of the time: everything is done in my head. I honestly don't know how to show my work, because I don't have the same thought processes as most people.
I can write truly captivating books...for the first 3 chapters. After that I lose interest or hate 1 small detail, and scrap the entire thing.
I'm sure I'll think of more.
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