Movie Quote Game!

[Gumby30]

The Dark Knight.

Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

[Marmalady]

Braindead.

"Legs or no legs, I've never seen such a mobile fireball."

[Ironclad Alibi]

Reach For The Sky

A: How much?
B: Half.
C: No fucking way...
A: Just back off, C, I got this. I got this! Okay, 30%. That's three of us. 30%, that's fair.
B: Half.
A: I meant 33%.
B: I meant half.
A: And 1/3.
B: Half.
A: 35%.
B: Half.
A: 40%.
B: Half.
A: 42%?
B: Half.
A: 45%.
B: Half.
A: 48%?
B: Half.
A: 49%?
A: Half

[DaDairyDruid]

<bump> anyone know this?

[Chanlin]

Bad Santa

"I live, I love, I slay, and I am content."

[HappyFun Ball]

Conan the Barbarian


Man: Such an unusual name, "Latrine". How did your family come by it?
Women: We changed it in the 9th century
Man: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Woman: Yeah, it used to be "Shit House."

[fma_fanatic]

Conan the Barbarian


Man: Such an unusual name, "Latrine". How did your family come by it?
Women: We changed it in the 9th century
Man: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Woman: Yeah, it used to be "Shit House."

Robin Hood: Men in Tights


I never got to say goodbye to my father. There's questions I would've asked him. I would've asked him how he felt about what his company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts. Or maybe he was every inch of man we remember from the newsreels. I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them. And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero-accountability.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Iron Man

"It's (blank), Mr. (X), I'm sure they'll call back."

[HappyFun Ball]

So, since no one has been able to guess the last quote, I will put up a new, easy one.


" I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet... what?"

[DaDairyDruid]

Despicable Me

Can you make a torpedo Mr. Allnut?

[HappyFun Ball]

The African Queen




Man 1: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Man 2: Probably not
Man 1: No, but I do it anyway because its sterile and I like the taste.

[Tyg3rW01f]

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story


*older Druid looks about*
"THREE pieces I said!"
*fat Viking* That's right, three. *he begins eating an entire cake*
*short Viking* Greedy pig.

[Tyg3rW01f]

Need a hint, guys?
The Druid is Getafix, and the fat Viking is Obelix... the Short Viking is the title character.

[taurinejunkie]

Asterix et al. are Gauls, not Vikings, if I remember correctly; the quote would be from some version of Asterix & Cleopatra.

Easy:
"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

[Tyg3rW01f]

Correct... and for the record, I PREFER to delude mysef and believe my favorite little a**-kicker is Germanic/Viking, not a surrender-monkey. So there.

Easy: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

Full Metal Jacket - 1987

Try this one, guys.
You know Nikki, you and I are a lot alike. We're both travelling through life... [Title Character presses the brake pedal and nothing happens] ... IN A CAR WITH NO BRAKES!