Make our CS town

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I was going to suggest "town drunk" until I realized we're all going to be the town drunks with the number of bars it's going to have.

So glad I wasn't drinking when I read that . . .

But yeah, I have to agree there . . .just don't call me Otis.

[Marmalady]

And our own currency. Called the 'pwn'

(1 pwn = 100 EWs)

[SongsOfDragons]

Who could be the town crier?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Who could be the town crier?

Not sure who'd want to apply for that position but do we really have to have a village idiot?

[Andrew B.]

I'm not seeing a game shop, so I might run one similar to Vintage Stock and the like. Games, movies, comic books and accessories to said items.

[Kogarashi]

I was going to suggest "town drunk" until I realized we're all going to be the town drunks with the number of bars it's going to have.

Not me. I'll probably end up as the town teetotaler.

[dragon_wings]

Oooo! Idea: I could open and operate a venue for bands, big and small (girlfriend to the band vocalist all the way \m/\m/ ).

[Bandit]

High speed wired and wireless internet (no caps or limits) for all at cost +5%.

For tech support, there's a both an ID10T and Abusive rule - you can hang up after the first profanity and if they can't do basic troubleshooting, they are required to take a training course before they can be connected again.

OH! And if any agent says, and can prove, "You are too stupid to own a computer. Take it back to the store for your money back." will not only be not be fired, but will be on the short list for a promotion.

Any call-centre staff are actually empowered to deal with the idiots. If, when the SC threatens to take their business somewhere else, they say "Can I have your promise in writing?", they get a $50 gift card.

Me? I'd do a combination of a used book/movie store with a cyber cafe in the back.

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[Mishi]

Oooo! Idea: I could open and operate a venue for bands, big and small.

It can be near my massive garden... thank Mythbusters for showing that metal music helps plants grow!

[dalesys]

... have a village idiot?

Certainly!

[dragon_wings]

Damn. I meant 'own and operate' not 'open and operate'.

[taurinejunkie]

I posted earlier that my guitar and I could use a venue, I think the problem is now solved. Mishi, you better get a flamethrower to deal with the overgrowth that is bound to happen with all the metal I'll be playing.

[dragon_wings]

I posted earlier that my guitar and I could use a venue, I think the problem is now solved. Mishi, you better get a flamethrower to deal with the overgrowth that is bound to happen with all the metal I'll be playing.

That's what got me thinking about it... And I'd love to see my boyfriend's band in concert. I've only seen them in person during a practice session.

So I think the venue would specialize in metal bands but anyone's welcome.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Quoth DGoddessChardonnay
... have a village idiot?

Certainly!

Are you applying for the position?

[dalesys]

... have a village idiot?
Are you applying for the position?

Well... I may be a bit over-qualified, but I need a job.