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I tried to post this a few days ago, but due to some glitch, everything vanished when I went to post. 
A guy goes into a bar he's never been in before, and orders a drink. Things are pretty quiet, so he tries to start a conversation with the guy next to him.
"Can you believe this bullshit that Bush is trying to..." he begins.
Just then, the bartender cuts him off and says, "Stop right there! I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!"
The guy is a caught off guard, and gives the bartender a confused look, but says nothing.
A little later, he decides to try again.
"Hey, did you hear the Pope..."
"Hey!", the bartender interrupts once again, "I don't allow talk about religion in my bar either!"
Now the guy is getting annoyed. Glaring at the bartender he asks, "What about sex? Is it OK to talk about sex in here?"
"Sure," the bartender answers, "You can talk about sex in here."
"Well, then FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!"
A guy goes into a bar he's never been in before, and orders a drink. Things are pretty quiet, so he tries to start a conversation with the guy next to him.
"Can you believe this bullshit that Bush is trying to..." he begins.
Just then, the bartender cuts him off and says, "Stop right there! I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!"
The guy is a caught off guard, and gives the bartender a confused look, but says nothing.
A little later, he decides to try again.
"Hey, did you hear the Pope..."
"Hey!", the bartender interrupts once again, "I don't allow talk about religion in my bar either!"
Now the guy is getting annoyed. Glaring at the bartender he asks, "What about sex? Is it OK to talk about sex in here?"
"Sure," the bartender answers, "You can talk about sex in here."
"Well, then FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!"
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