A few jokes I tell at work.
Guest from New England: You've heard how bad Boston traffic is? In fact, the last person to make it across Boston in under three hours was yelling "the British are coming!"
And for the Bilingual Spanish/English speakers
"A woman posted as a missionary in a Spanish-speaking area was trying to tell the people at her church why her husband wasn't there that day because he was home with the flu. Only she mixed up "infirmo" with "infierno."
Guest from New England: You've heard how bad Boston traffic is? In fact, the last person to make it across Boston in under three hours was yelling "the British are coming!"
And for the Bilingual Spanish/English speakers
"A woman posted as a missionary in a Spanish-speaking area was trying to tell the people at her church why her husband wasn't there that day because he was home with the flu. Only she mixed up "infirmo" with "infierno."