A couple was getting ready for bed when a man brandishing a gun suddenly rushed into their room.
"I'm a psychopath and I'm going to kill both of you. But first I need to know your names. I have know my victims' names before I kill them."
He pointed his gun at the wife and demands to know her name. The frightened woman answers, "My name is Nancy."
"Nancy? That's my mother's name! That means I can't kill you," said the psychopath. He then pointed his gun at the husband and demands his name.
"My name is Frank, but everyone calls me Nancy!"
"I'm a psychopath and I'm going to kill both of you. But first I need to know your names. I have know my victims' names before I kill them."
He pointed his gun at the wife and demands to know her name. The frightened woman answers, "My name is Nancy."
"Nancy? That's my mother's name! That means I can't kill you," said the psychopath. He then pointed his gun at the husband and demands his name.
"My name is Frank, but everyone calls me Nancy!"
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