Note: This is NOT anything that actually happened to me, it's a JOKE that was forwarded to me. No, I didn't invent it. No, I don't know who did.
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I rear-ended a car this morning...right then I knew it was going to be a really bad day!
When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf.
He looked up at me and said, 'I am not happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'
That's how the fight got started, it wasn't pretty.
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I rear-ended a car this morning...right then I knew it was going to be a really bad day!
When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf.
He looked up at me and said, 'I am not happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'
That's how the fight got started, it wasn't pretty.