Grilling Outing (NSFW)

[catcul]

I'm holding a grilling outing soon. We'll have andouille, chorizo, bratwurst, and select selections from Italy. This is going to be the greatest sausage party around.
Richard is going to be joining us. You can't have a sausage party without Dick.

[catcul]

We'll also have Peter and Willy.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

What about the Johnsons?

[Kittish]

Oh, hey, I can bring Strawberry Wobblers! It's a surprisingly tasty treat, nice and creamy

[catcul]

What about the Johnsons?

Who do you think Dick, Peter and Willy are? Their sausages taste really good and have a nice mouth feel.

[Pixilated]

Does that include Spotted Dick?

[catcul]

Does that include Spotted Dick?

Sure, we'd love to gobble your Spotted Dick.

[catcul]

Unfortunately, the party didn't go as well as I would have hoped. Everyone really sucked at the party, and I ended up beating off a few guys. There was creamy white sauce everywhere. Thankfully, we were able to come to a satisfying conclusion.