Gaming help - Bring your puns!

[Gerrinson]

I'm writing a one shot game for Free RPG day, using the Pathfinder system. The entire session is going to be based on cheesy puns.

Literally puns using cheese.

Sadly, my dairy puns are falling short, so I need some help.

Adventure: The Big Cheese

BBEG: A demon named Gorgonzola
He lives in the Rocque-Fort.
Protected by his trained, armored Camem-Bears.
His legion of Whey-zards.
And bands of Barbarian Creams.

And that's where my dairy puns ran short.

So, any suggestions? I'll be happy to credit you in the module, should it ever get published. Which I doubt it will, but hey, a geek can dream. And pun-ish my players.

[Jester]

I am just going to throw out some random cheesy goodness and dairy type things that might work, or might be reworkable. Stream of consciousness if you will. Take what you want.

Swiss bank account.
Paper cheddar (paper shredder)...yeah, this one probably should have been killed.
The wind bleu.
Legal Brie-fs.
He creamed his competition.
He milked it for all it was worth.
A blood curd-ling scream.
Or if you prefer, a curdling s-cream.
The sky was dark. Not cloudy, but overcast, as if everything above was simply Gruyere.
Fontina of Youth.
Fondue point. (Dew point.)
He sliced through the rhetoric.
Half sciencey, Havarti.
Parm for the course.
He got jacked.

This is all I have right now (this was all off the top of my head cheese), gut Gouda luck!

[Kanalah]

Paging Dr Seraph.

Dr. Seraph to the pun thread please.

[Sapphire Silk]

On Inauguration Day: Mr President, you may cut the cheese.

[KhirasHY]

This might help:

http://xanthonline.net/books-Information.php#objofxanth

The Characters and Objects links are best. Xanth always had the biggest list of punny things...

[XCashier]

Casein point: will you Brie fighting Munsters in Abondance? Doolin the Gorgon Zola? Risking life or Limburger?

(Here's a list of cheese names, if you wish to come up with more puns)

[Sunshine]

I like the whey you think. Hopefully you'll fill in the holes...gouda luck!!

[sms001]

That Gorgonzola is a real brick! Isn't he Ferdinand and Daisy's love child?

Good luck and have fun Gerrinson.

And if you get stuck, a run through with the Python boys might help.

Monty Python Cheese Shop Sketch

[Kittish]

Romano gypsies- they'll steal anything they can mooove.
The Gorgon-zola- if you meet her gaze you get turned into cheese.
The hand (or winds) of Feta- random events
Will priest in the game have to pray to their Gaudas?
And of course, the cottages must be cheesy too, right?

[Mytical]

Watch out, or he'll make you into swiss cheese. ((Sometimes the classics work)) or should it be cut you into swiss cheese?

I'll Brie(spelling?) seeing you again.

Nobody can cut The Cheese!

He lives on Mount Fondu.

You are Rubing me the wrong way.

You have a lot of Herve barging in here!

He is a member of the Orda of the Urda!

He Syr is cranky! (He sure is cranky).

He's an Oka guy.

He creates Muenster's in that lab of his!

[Kal]

I don't suppose that his barbarians ride into battle on mascarponies?

[Chromatix]

The middle day of the week is Wensleydale (not Wednesday).

The mill is powered by water from the fifth dam in series - named alphabetically, so it's the E-dam.

Instead of being stilted, something could be Stilton - or that could be a town where whiskey is brewed. Drink it Caerphilly.

A double-barrelled (or double-arrowed) weapon could be a Double Gloucester.

And then there's the orchard full of Appledore trees.

[fireheart]

Maybe we could make the luggage Bega? (cheese brand)
Cheddar out! (Check her out)

[Gerrinson]

Thanks to all for the ideas, please keep them coming. Also, how did I ever miss all the Muenster possibilities?

It's a gouda thing I have you guys!

[fireheart]

Look at how bega her jugs are?