Making fun of store names.

[AdamAnt316]

Target - Targét (pronounced Tar-jhay)
Home Depot - Home Despot
McDonalds - McZargalds
Wal-Mart - Wally World, Wal-Fart Supersucker (Supercenter)
Radio Shack - Ratty Ol' Shack, Rat Shack
Burger King - Burger Thing
Taco Bell - Taco Hell, Taco Smell, Colon Blow (Already Taken)
KFC - KF Rat
Pizza Hut - Pizza Butt, Pizza Rut, Pizza the Hutt (is gonna send out for YOU!!!)
Dunkin' Donuts - Funkin' Gonuts

[Dreamstalker]

Assholes & Pinheads, when a friend asked me what the company name stood for.

The parent company of my store has often been referred to as "Royal A-hole"

[gremcint]

the real name of a company here in town

bowes and cocks realty.

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Dead Lobster

[mikoyan29]

Dead Mobster

Pizza the Hut

Video the Hut (Local place called Video Hut)

[dalesys]

Twerk Or Tweet For Unisex

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

McDonalds - McZargalds

Over 7 million Earthling Burgers Served!

[AdamAnt316]

Over 7 million Earthling Burgers Served!

Next exit 50 megazorks!

[Silent-Hunter]

These are all hilarious, many of them are really creative too!

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Olive Bargain

[purplecat41877]

Burger King-Buzzard King

[EricKei]

McDoomLands
Burger Royale
Toxic Smell (taco bell)
Chez Burger (pretty much any burger joint)

...Aaaaand my parents' favorite way to tell us that we weren't eating out when we were little kids -- telling us that were going to "Emoh's" >_< They thought it was damn funny. We did not.

[NecessaryCatharsis]

Tim Hortons - Tims Crack Shack (it really is that addictive)

[ADeMartino]

Not really making fun of the name, but kinda funny nonetheless: White Castle = alternately 'Great White Morsel Palace", 'Rectal Rockets", and "The Aluminum Palace"

And around here, there used to be a chain of convenience stores owned by Sunoco called 'Stop 'n Go'. Which was, of course, 'Stop 'n Rob.'

And there was (and may even still be) an actual drive through convenience store called 'Yo Mama's Drive Thru'. Hard to make fun of that one.

A defunct chain of discount/department stores in my area, long gone, was called Van Leunen's. Which of course was 'Van Losers'.

Burger Chef (also long gone, bought by Hardees... if you ever see them advertise a limited edition sandwich called the Big Chef, that's where it came from) was naturally 'Booger Chef'. On a similar note, 'Booger King'. (Note: It was customary to pronounce it 'Boo-ger')

Burger King could also be called Burger Death.

A restaurant called Skyline Chili was often pronounced Skuh-Lee-Nees. Excellent food, by the way, although there is a fierce debate as to whether their signature fare can actually called 'chili', since it isn't made with chili beans. Whatever it's called, it sure is tasty.

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I'm sorry about this one:
So I told my wife about this thread, as it has kept me very entertained (thank you, Silent Hunter) and she immediatly shouted, "Stiffy Lube!"