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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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All of these puns are are making me feel a bit ulna...I hope I'm not coming down with a femur
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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Oh geez, these are almost as funny!Comment
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Rotten Ronnie's
Kame-Apart
The Dirty Bird (KFC)
PetShart
Honey Garbage Buffet (A now defunct Chinese buffet called Honey Garlic Buffet)Comment
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crash converters
mutual povertyComment
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Yup, Rotten Ronnie's is Mickey D's
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Then there's the music biz...
Crotch Scratch Whiffer - Todger Noogierent
Hummer - Sobby Fuksburros
...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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No joke needed, here. Someone in my area actually named their Vietnamese place Pho King.Comment
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We have a Vietnamese place named Pho Kim.
I call Best Buy "Worst Buy".Comment
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There's a Chinese place (or was) in Grand Rapids, MI called Wing On. My mom always yelled "Wing on! Wing off!" when we drove past."Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook pageComment
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On one trip, I saw a store called "S&M Liquors".Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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A few more...
KFC = Kentucky Fried Pigeons
Taco Bell = Taco Hell
Circuit City = Circuit ShittyAerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo FerrariComment
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I always thought it was either "Toxic Hell" or "Toxic Smell".Quoth protege View Post
Radio Shack - either "Rat Shack" or "Ripoff Shack"Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Stapled Business Depot
Chapters Stuck Together
The Wall-To-Wall Mart (actual parody from The Fairly Oddparents)
Indiglo (from the bookstore Indigo, not the technology that lights up your watch at night)
Futurama Shop
The Source of What?
People's, the people store
Hong Kong Shanghaied the Bank of Commerce
Marshall's marshalling Sears eating Eaton's
and I don't think we need to make a nickname for Home Hardware, if you know what I mean (wink, wink!)Comment
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