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Quoth SongsOfDragons View PostFish and chip shops in the UK tend to do this to themselves...or include terrible groan-inducing puns.
Taco Bell = Toxic Hell
Burger King = Booger Fling
Walmart = Voldemart
Little Caesers = Little Seizures
Abby's Pizza = Shabby Pizza
Pizza Hut = Pizza the Hutt, Pizza Smut, Pizza Slut
Petsmart = Pest Mart, Pet Fart
(actually, anything ending in "mart" gets changed to "fart". We have a twelve-year-old son, he thinks this is high comedy!)Last edited by XCashier; 02-03-2014, 08:25 PM.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Personally,any business that actually supplied Pizza Slut would be a very welcome addition to the marketplace.. Here you are sir,piping hot,dripping in sauce and ready to munch upon...and your pizza's there tooThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Food Shitty ((Food City))
Food Kitty ((Food Lion))
Krapper ((Kroger))
Barf Lair ((Earthfare))
Little E Coli ((Little Caesars))
((P.S. Local LC chain nailed for $1.8 million for food poisoning. To blame: "Hot'n'Ready" pizza that had been under a burnt heat lamp for 15 hours before purchase.))
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