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I labor in vein, so I vessel while I work.
[/Callahan's]
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
All of these puns are are making me feel a bit ulna...I hope I'm not coming down with a femur
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad") "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005) Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Stapled Business Depot
Chapters Stuck Together
The Wall-To-Wall Mart (actual parody from The Fairly Oddparents)
Indiglo (from the bookstore Indigo, not the technology that lights up your watch at night)
Futurama Shop
The Source of What?
People's, the people store
Hong Kong Shanghaied the Bank of Commerce
Marshall's marshalling Sears eating Eaton's
and I don't think we need to make a nickname for Home Hardware, if you know what I mean (wink, wink!)
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