My 11 year old has a painful bone condition and often times finds himself unable to move without severe pain. Today is a pretty bad day, so I've been hanging out with him, playing with Legos, reading, playing iPhone games and other such things to help keep him amused and help keep his mind off the pain. Tonight after dinner I pulled out one of the Mad Libs books. If you don't know what they are, they're books of stories with certain words removed, with a place to write in a specified part of speech. One person holds the book and calls out the parts of speech, and the other person says whatever random word they think of that fits. So, for example, one person says "noun, adjective, verb" and the other person says "Cat, sunny, run". These words may or many not work, depending on the story. They can be quite amusing. So, we get to one that I can barely finish reading, because even though it wasn't supposed to work out that way, parts of the story wind up being very, very dirty if your mind is a gutter dweller like mine. So, for your amusement, I present this particular Mad Lib (the words that got filled in are in bold).
Now let us discuss the furry traits of four more zodiac bears. Aries are very long lovers. If you flatter their clocks or tell them they have a splendid computer, they are capable of deep affection. Although they are generous and soft, don't challenge them or you will wind up behind the brown ball. People born under the sign of Taurus are calm, honest, frank and noisy. They are cold thinkers. Their fingers are wildly planted on the box. Geminis have large brains and are interested in scientific dogs. While very romantic and restful, they are also practical and windy. Their main goal in life is to make a great deal of toenails. Those born under the sign of Cancer have intense hats and often have enormous gearshifts. They have uncontrollable cats and can fly off the headlight at the drop of a nose.
Now let us discuss the furry traits of four more zodiac bears. Aries are very long lovers. If you flatter their clocks or tell them they have a splendid computer, they are capable of deep affection. Although they are generous and soft, don't challenge them or you will wind up behind the brown ball. People born under the sign of Taurus are calm, honest, frank and noisy. They are cold thinkers. Their fingers are wildly planted on the box. Geminis have large brains and are interested in scientific dogs. While very romantic and restful, they are also practical and windy. Their main goal in life is to make a great deal of toenails. Those born under the sign of Cancer have intense hats and often have enormous gearshifts. They have uncontrollable cats and can fly off the headlight at the drop of a nose.
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