This has arrived in my inbox (I quote it as they wrote it)
Hi,
I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect , trust and humanity, honestly, I will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, is due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Eunice Rafael, I was born in 1992, single female and I held from Mali in West Africa.
After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an Italian Expert-rat which they shared the money among themselves and leaving nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents where he deposited huge amount of money in one Security company in Ivory Coast with my name as the next of kin. The amount is( $7.3 USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the Security company in IVORY COAST on my arrival, It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother has threatened to assassinate me.
I will appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self for now until the money release to your country. I have the documents for the claims.Alternatively you can mail me direct : ( euniceraf200@yahoo.com )
Yours Sincerely,
Eunice.
So what shall we come up with to claim the 30% of the money?I'm veering towards offering her the services of a gang of evil ninja dwarves to stop her stepmother assassinating her.They come priced at a very reasonable rate-we'll just add their payment onto the money in the account i'm sure...
*incidentally,just how famous do you have to be to graduate from being killed to actually qualifying for an assassination?
Hi,
I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect , trust and humanity, honestly, I will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, is due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Eunice Rafael, I was born in 1992, single female and I held from Mali in West Africa.
After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an Italian Expert-rat which they shared the money among themselves and leaving nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents where he deposited huge amount of money in one Security company in Ivory Coast with my name as the next of kin. The amount is( $7.3 USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the Security company in IVORY COAST on my arrival, It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother has threatened to assassinate me.
I will appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self for now until the money release to your country. I have the documents for the claims.Alternatively you can mail me direct : ( euniceraf200@yahoo.com )
Yours Sincerely,
Eunice.
So what shall we come up with to claim the 30% of the money?I'm veering towards offering her the services of a gang of evil ninja dwarves to stop her stepmother assassinating her.They come priced at a very reasonable rate-we'll just add their payment onto the money in the account i'm sure...
*incidentally,just how famous do you have to be to graduate from being killed to actually qualifying for an assassination?
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