So I just got re-introduced to the Microsoft scammer. The only problem was that they called from a Ontario number to a Michigan number. Since I'm quickly coming into the realm of step parent and quick Google skills showed me what the number was....I had some fun.
S = Scammer
B = Bunny
*number rings into cell phone, quick Google of number*
B: K? Whats wrong? Your supposed to be at your Mom's house.
S: Uh no...not K...
B: WHAT?! But this is K's emergency cell phone number, who are you? Where is my step son?
S: No no no no *name* from Microsoft I'm...
B: Microsoft?! The hell you trying to pull? This is my step sons number. Where is he? Is he okay? Who the hell are you? What have you done TO MY SON?! *cue the very very worried loud/panicky Mother voice*
S: No...this is *name* from Microsoft and.... *voice is getting timid*
B: Let me speak to my son! RIGHT NOW! I don't appreciate these games! I'll be there at his Mother's house in TEN minuets. He better be ready to come HOME NOW!
S: I...uh I... *click*
B: Idiots...
S = Scammer
B = Bunny
*number rings into cell phone, quick Google of number*
B: K? Whats wrong? Your supposed to be at your Mom's house.
S: Uh no...not K...
B: WHAT?! But this is K's emergency cell phone number, who are you? Where is my step son?
S: No no no no *name* from Microsoft I'm...
B: Microsoft?! The hell you trying to pull? This is my step sons number. Where is he? Is he okay? Who the hell are you? What have you done TO MY SON?! *cue the very very worried loud/panicky Mother voice*
S: No...this is *name* from Microsoft and.... *voice is getting timid*
B: Let me speak to my son! RIGHT NOW! I don't appreciate these games! I'll be there at his Mother's house in TEN minuets. He better be ready to come HOME NOW!
S: I...uh I... *click*
B: Idiots...
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