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Quoth Nunavut Pants View PostA friend of mine used to race his car with a local club. On the entry form, you are supposed to put what color your car is, in part so they can identify you out on the track.
He filled out "Color: No".
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Quoth protege View Post...if the speaker at the McDonald's drive-through sounds better than the ones in your car...you know you drive a junker
When you haven't started the car for almost 2 weeks and you end up needing roadside assist to jumpstart you. Then have the repair guy look at the battery, wipe away some dust and double check the install date again. Battery was new way back in 2010. Repair guy was shocked it lasted that long. But my baby is a 1991 Corolla, the only things that need power are the alarm and digital clock.A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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Quoth dalesys View Post... and it's the gas tank ... (Yep. A '61 Fairlane 2-speed automatic in a blizzard)
Imagine my call to boss that morning.
Uhm, I'm going to be a bit late. Seems I lost my gas tank."
Boss:
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