I Quit...

[BookstoreEscapee]

When I was a kid the carpet in my bedroom was blue, so of course that makes it water! And I CAN'T SWIM!!!!


Clicky.

[Nyoibo]

To me there are really only five things that make being an adult cool. The rest I could pitch in a heartbeat. In no particular order, they are:

I have only 1 of those things, and that's mitigated down to almost nothing by the lack of 1.

[blas]

As soon as winter ends (IF it ever ends) I am going to climb one of the trees in front of my apartment. Just to prove I'm still a kid and still can. I just better not be wearing heels.

[RayvenQ]

I remember as a kid, climbing this massive tree, it was really high and i got the furthest up that i could, which was around 5 stories, the only thing that spoiled it was when my friend threw a rock, it hit me in the head and i lost my balance and fell down the tree, itting every dmned branch on the way.

[Buglady]

*hugs RetailWorkhorse*

*offers cookies and hot chocolate with the little marshmallows in*

I have, in the not very distant past been heard to blubber out incoherently that "I want my Mom!". I'm 35 years old. And every time I talk to my mother I end up giving HER advice. But sometimes I just want my Mommy anyway.

[RetailWorkhorse]

*hugs RetailWorkhorse*

*offers cookies and hot chocolate with the little marshmallows in*

Yeah, but....I can't remember when this whole thing even started.

Not that I have much of a memory (Memory Rant can be found here if you're interested).

[Buglady]

Looking backwards is overrated. What matters is figuring out what you want and need in the present, and what resources you have or need to find for that to happen; what is meaningful for you as an individual?

I'm finding existentialism weirdly comforting these days. That actually is not as off topic as it sounds - I was a very odd child by all accounts. (I don't really remember a lot of my childhood; nothing traumatic or anything, it's very common for people with ADD to have patchy memories )

[RayvenQ]

Yeah, but....I can't remember when this whole thing even started.

Not that I have much of a memory (Memory Rant can be found here if you're interested).

I'm much the same, except, it's more random and affects even my short term memory. Like some times I can't remember what i did hours before, yet am stil able to remember fragments of my childhood.

[RetailWorkhorse]

So you can't remember whether or not you ate lunch too?

Boy, I'm glad it's not just me!

[SG15Z]

So you can't remember whether or not you ate lunch too?

Boy, I'm glad it's not just me!

Dude I can't remember what I ate just 10 minutes ago. Which is why I don't post stories that often. I can't always remember what happened!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Oh my, I had forgotten all about that game! Where did the time go?

The best part of the lava game, imho, is when you accidentally touch the lava, you then die most dramatically, with sound effects loud and shrill, and death throes worthy of an Oscar!

Oooh, I used to play that game with my brothers! ^^ Another "die with special effects" game was Wink Murder. I loved that game.

I'm joining too; I want to ride ponies and play with toy cars and water pistols! I want to climb trees and play conkers! I want to play hopscotch and skipping, singing skipping rhymes!

Heh, I once climbed a tree as a child in primary school, caught my summer dress on a branch and fell out. I tore my dress all the way up to the waist, got told off at school and also at home, cuz my mum was livid due to the fact she had to fork out for a new summer dress. XD I learned my lesson from it tho... next time I climbed a tree at school, I tucked my dress into my knickers!