One would think it would go without saying that if you get a dog you accept the responsibility of owning said dog, including the icky parts. That means PICK UP YOUR DOGS' SHIT. Seriously, this is a large complex and there are many, many dogs here. I should know, I have a couple that walk outside, and shit, often. There is a doggy bag dispenser in every courtyard! Those plastic grocery sacks you always have a ton of and don't want to throw away work great! Put your junk mail to a better use than what was intended! PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG. IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO DO THIS SIMPLE (ALTHOUGH YUCKY AT TIMES) TASK THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A DOG!
That being said I have seen the epitome of lazy fuckheadedness. Today I saw, on the grass, a largish pile o' dog crap with toilet paper on top of it. This means that there is someone that makes the effort to put TP in their pocket prior to walking their dog, WIPE THE DOGS' BUTT, and STILL leave it on the ground complete with TP! If you can do the first 2 of those tasks, certainly you can put a bag in your pocket with the TP, and when you're all bent down wiping your canines' hershey highway, you can pick up the load at the same time!
And before you ask, yup, I'm sure it was dog poo and not some drunk. Drunks that can't make it to a toilet usually don't have TP with them, or the motor skills to wipe.
That being said I have seen the epitome of lazy fuckheadedness. Today I saw, on the grass, a largish pile o' dog crap with toilet paper on top of it. This means that there is someone that makes the effort to put TP in their pocket prior to walking their dog, WIPE THE DOGS' BUTT, and STILL leave it on the ground complete with TP! If you can do the first 2 of those tasks, certainly you can put a bag in your pocket with the TP, and when you're all bent down wiping your canines' hershey highway, you can pick up the load at the same time!
And before you ask, yup, I'm sure it was dog poo and not some drunk. Drunks that can't make it to a toilet usually don't have TP with them, or the motor skills to wipe.
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