My mother, fool that she is, has picked up a stray monster from the barn. This, this beast, is so hairy. Dark brown and black hair cover this demon from head to toe. If you could only understand the horror this family has to endure because of my mother's actions. The demon's tail whips at you with such pain, she sniffs you like it's deciding whether you're appetizing. It's cold wet nose sends shivers down to your spine. And it's roar. Oh, it's roar. So loud, so fierce. Wait, I hear it now. It's coming to get me! Can't you fools hear it?!
Meow.
Meow.
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