Game: I Raise You ...

[Pedersen]

Me and Broomjockey were chatting away. I made a comment, he lol'ed, and this game was born...

<pedersen> Your "lol" says that you doubt my veracity. I cannot express using mere words just how much this wounds me. Therefore, I must challenge you to a duel at dawn. Wet noodles at 20 paces.
<Broomjockey> I see your wet noodle duel, and raise you a mocking comment

Now, Broomjockey, I raise your mocking comment with an actually cutting remark from a five year old.

[Broomjockey]

Well, I see your comment from a five-year old, and I raise you...

a Milli Vanilli CD on loop as the soundtrack to your birthday.

[Nurian]

I see your Milli Vanilli CD on loop as the soundtrack to your birthday and raise you

an angry badger in your breakfast cereal

[JoitheArtist]

I see your angry badger in the breakfast cereal, and raise you a wet ocelot in your underpants.

[dalesys]

I see your wet ocelot in your underpants and raise you a chihuahua humping your leg.

[dendawg]

I see your leg-humping chihuahua and raise you a leg-humping, rabid Dachshund humping your leg.

(IMHO, there are few things harder to remove than a horny weiner dog. )

[Nurian]

I see you leg-humping dachshund and raise you a cellophane wrapped day old sushi.

[sms001]

I see your leg-humping, rabid Dachshund humping your leg and raise you a nihilist tossed half crazed ferret in your bathtub.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I see BOTH your cellophane wrapped day old sushi and nihilist tossed half crazed ferret in your bathtub and raise you a closed bathroom door with lotion on the doorknob and ya really gotta go.

[Bandit]

I see your closed bathroom door with lotion on the doorknob and ya really gotta go, and raise you a crazy-glued toilet seat down with a rabid porcupine outside the bathroom door after a night of beer and Mexican food.

B

[Broomjockey]

I see your crazy-glued toilet seat down with a rabid porcupine outside the bathroom door, and raise a crazy drunken frat girl who won't stop hitting on you.

[Pedersen]

I see your crazy drunken frat girl who won't stop hitting on you, and raise you a stoner guy who won't stop hitting on you.

[Broomjockey]

I see your stoner guy who won't stop hitting on you, and raise you a cougar. The feline or the bar fly, dealer's choice.