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I appear to have caused a major malfunction the operation of the universe.
Next sunday the reality we all know will cease to be. Stars will spontaneously explode, the laws of nature, gravity and physics will no longer apply. There'll be roses blooming in the Arctic circle and icebergs in the Gulf of Mexico.
And what will cause this breakdown in the natural order of things. Me! Namely the fact that next sunday Boggles has a date! Witha woman. A real one. Who doesn;t need a straitjacket or a padded cell or a guide dog!
I have recently been flirting and attempting to impress a lovely lady who comes in the shop. She is a fellow country music fan, can quote both monty Python and Terry Pratchett and has been rebuilding a car in her garage. A 1963 2-door, split screen Morris Minor. Quite possibly the greatest car ever.
Anyway she came in today and was saying about how it was almost ready for a proper run out. I jokingly suggested that I was free on Sunday afternoon and she agreed. I suggested a rather nice pub so we are goign for a drive and then tea and apparently she was going to ask me anyway as she had been in yesterday asking ym co-worker if i was single!!
Obviously something will go wrong and the normal order of things will soon be restored
Next sunday the reality we all know will cease to be. Stars will spontaneously explode, the laws of nature, gravity and physics will no longer apply. There'll be roses blooming in the Arctic circle and icebergs in the Gulf of Mexico.
And what will cause this breakdown in the natural order of things. Me! Namely the fact that next sunday Boggles has a date! Witha woman. A real one. Who doesn;t need a straitjacket or a padded cell or a guide dog!
I have recently been flirting and attempting to impress a lovely lady who comes in the shop. She is a fellow country music fan, can quote both monty Python and Terry Pratchett and has been rebuilding a car in her garage. A 1963 2-door, split screen Morris Minor. Quite possibly the greatest car ever.
Anyway she came in today and was saying about how it was almost ready for a proper run out. I jokingly suggested that I was free on Sunday afternoon and she agreed. I suggested a rather nice pub so we are goign for a drive and then tea and apparently she was going to ask me anyway as she had been in yesterday asking ym co-worker if i was single!!
Obviously something will go wrong and the normal order of things will soon be restored
Eric Grey
A group of friends and myself will hold up in the army base in New Mexico. Plenty of Ammo there. 
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