My exams recently finished, so I finally got a chance to see the BSG finale.
For those who haven't seen it yet, stop reading now.
First the good parts:
- The Colonial forces' attack on the Psilon base. That was numerous shades of awesome.
- Lee saying goodbye to Adama, and that mention of his earliest memories of watching him leave on a plane, and wondering when he'd return. "This time he's not coming back." That was very poignant.
- Adama and Roslyn. Of all the people on the show, those two rank as my favorites. Sad what happened to Roslyn, but fitting. Time for her to rest.
- Baltar mentioning he knows about farming, then suddenly overcome with emotion over the past. What do you know, he has a heart after all.
- The final shot of Hera, playing in the grass, followed by scrolling landscapes. That and the music. Very haunting, very beautiful.
Now the bad parts:
- Kara Thrace. So she's an angel. Riding in from heaven on a brand-new Colonial Viper. Riiight. "And God said, let there be a Mark II Colonial Viper. And there was the Viper. And God saw the Viper, that it was good. With a brand-new paint job." I don't think so. I liked her a lot better when she was dead.
- The flashbacks. Oh look, Caprica looks identical to our Earth, except with a few cosmetic photo-shopped shuttle landing bays. Same clothes, same tech., same everything. Real imagination at work here. But worse, except for Baltar and Boomer's flashbacks, they added nothing whatsoever to the story. Should have been left behind on the cutting room floor.
- Cavil's Psilon faction. They only got part of the ressurection tech. They're still out there somewhere, and now facing extinction. What happened, they just took it lying down?
And the biggest bullshit pile of all: They sent the Colonial fleet into the sun, for a "fresh start". WTF??? When they start getting diseases they can no longer treat since they sent all their knowledge into the sun, tell me again how good that "fresh start" is looking? I get that for human history to remain cannon, this is the only possible ending, but couldn't someone have come up with a better idea than this? What if Cavil's faction finds them again? What if Earth gets hit by a meteor? And what if Earth turned out to be poor in mineral/metal deposits? What if Earth can't support an industrial FTL-spacefaring economy? What if the Colonials become landlocked on this single planet forever? Contrary to that dogmatic "All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again", there's no guarantee humanity could develop space travel again. Possibly my biggest complaint is that the Colonials forsook knowledge. Their science, their history, all gone.
I had some ideas last night. Perhaps the colonials and psilons agreed to destroy their fleets as part of a peace accord? The hope being by the time the factions returned to space and met again, they would have forgotten the scars of the old wars.
Another idea I had borrowed a page out of the game Homeworld. The Colonials left their fleet assets hidden on the surface of one of Jupiter's moons. Then they put together an time-capsule type archive containing all the knowledge they could accumulate of the lost Colonies, the history of their journey, and the location of the fleet. The archive would then be split up into several fragments, and each fragment would be buried in each of the major Earth landmasses. They would each be equipped with a radioactive beacon, something with a half-life of hundreds of thousands of years, so that the fragments could be found again in the far future. Finally, the archive could not be fully decrypted unless all its fragments were assembled. That way only a coalition of humans from every corner of the globe could learn the secrets of their past, and the way to their future.
So my verdict on the finale is pretty much the same feelings I have for the BSG series overall. If I were to summarize with Yahtzee-style wit, I would say "Moments of absolutely stunning brilliance, almost buried by plot hole issues and spunk."
For those who haven't seen it yet, stop reading now.
First the good parts:
- The Colonial forces' attack on the Psilon base. That was numerous shades of awesome.
- Lee saying goodbye to Adama, and that mention of his earliest memories of watching him leave on a plane, and wondering when he'd return. "This time he's not coming back." That was very poignant.
- Adama and Roslyn. Of all the people on the show, those two rank as my favorites. Sad what happened to Roslyn, but fitting. Time for her to rest.
- Baltar mentioning he knows about farming, then suddenly overcome with emotion over the past. What do you know, he has a heart after all.
- The final shot of Hera, playing in the grass, followed by scrolling landscapes. That and the music. Very haunting, very beautiful.
Now the bad parts:
- Kara Thrace. So she's an angel. Riding in from heaven on a brand-new Colonial Viper. Riiight. "And God said, let there be a Mark II Colonial Viper. And there was the Viper. And God saw the Viper, that it was good. With a brand-new paint job." I don't think so. I liked her a lot better when she was dead.
- The flashbacks. Oh look, Caprica looks identical to our Earth, except with a few cosmetic photo-shopped shuttle landing bays. Same clothes, same tech., same everything. Real imagination at work here. But worse, except for Baltar and Boomer's flashbacks, they added nothing whatsoever to the story. Should have been left behind on the cutting room floor.
- Cavil's Psilon faction. They only got part of the ressurection tech. They're still out there somewhere, and now facing extinction. What happened, they just took it lying down?
And the biggest bullshit pile of all: They sent the Colonial fleet into the sun, for a "fresh start". WTF??? When they start getting diseases they can no longer treat since they sent all their knowledge into the sun, tell me again how good that "fresh start" is looking? I get that for human history to remain cannon, this is the only possible ending, but couldn't someone have come up with a better idea than this? What if Cavil's faction finds them again? What if Earth gets hit by a meteor? And what if Earth turned out to be poor in mineral/metal deposits? What if Earth can't support an industrial FTL-spacefaring economy? What if the Colonials become landlocked on this single planet forever? Contrary to that dogmatic "All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again", there's no guarantee humanity could develop space travel again. Possibly my biggest complaint is that the Colonials forsook knowledge. Their science, their history, all gone.
I had some ideas last night. Perhaps the colonials and psilons agreed to destroy their fleets as part of a peace accord? The hope being by the time the factions returned to space and met again, they would have forgotten the scars of the old wars.
Another idea I had borrowed a page out of the game Homeworld. The Colonials left their fleet assets hidden on the surface of one of Jupiter's moons. Then they put together an time-capsule type archive containing all the knowledge they could accumulate of the lost Colonies, the history of their journey, and the location of the fleet. The archive would then be split up into several fragments, and each fragment would be buried in each of the major Earth landmasses. They would each be equipped with a radioactive beacon, something with a half-life of hundreds of thousands of years, so that the fragments could be found again in the far future. Finally, the archive could not be fully decrypted unless all its fragments were assembled. That way only a coalition of humans from every corner of the globe could learn the secrets of their past, and the way to their future.
So my verdict on the finale is pretty much the same feelings I have for the BSG series overall. If I were to summarize with Yahtzee-style wit, I would say "Moments of absolutely stunning brilliance, almost buried by plot hole issues and spunk."
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