Like, when I was a kid, I would go to school in the pouch of my pet kangaroo. Boy, did I cry heaps when I was told I was too old to go in the pouch... but my brother strapped a saddle on the back, and I could ride to school that way.
I used to have a pet dropbear too - which I got when we found it in the wild. My parents and neighbours didn't want me to have it, cos they're really violent and aggressive, but I ignored them anyway. I raised it well, but one day, it went off at someone, and attacked them, so it had to be put down
If you're a good swimmer, you can swim from Sydney to New Zealand in about half an hour.
You can relax on the Gold Coast in the morning, and then drive to see Ayers Rock in the afternoon.
"Strewth" is the most insulting thing you can say... do not say it in front of the olds!
Everyone calls everyone else 'Cobber'... it means dickhead...
Darwin is a 4 hour drive from Melbourne. Darwin has crocodiles walking down the street... (well, actually, that's partly true )
Your turn!
I used to have a pet dropbear too - which I got when we found it in the wild. My parents and neighbours didn't want me to have it, cos they're really violent and aggressive, but I ignored them anyway. I raised it well, but one day, it went off at someone, and attacked them, so it had to be put down
If you're a good swimmer, you can swim from Sydney to New Zealand in about half an hour.
You can relax on the Gold Coast in the morning, and then drive to see Ayers Rock in the afternoon.
"Strewth" is the most insulting thing you can say... do not say it in front of the olds!
Everyone calls everyone else 'Cobber'... it means dickhead...
Darwin is a 4 hour drive from Melbourne. Darwin has crocodiles walking down the street... (well, actually, that's partly true )
Your turn!
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