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    I had a full chef rant today. Observe.

    ME: I think I'll make my lasagna tonight.
    WIFE: Do you have everything for that?
    ME: Yup. But I'll need to buy meat.
    WIFE: No you don't, there's meat in the freezer.
    ME: hmm.....okay. But I'll need to get Italian sausage to mix with it.
    WIFE: (hates sausage, no innuendos, please :P) Ewwww....why not get sausage links?
    ME: What?
    WIFE: Sausage links!
    ME: For lasagna??? What's next? Spray cheese instead of Ricotta? White bread instead of noodles? Ketchup instead of sauce? Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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    So I expect your supper tonight will be in glorious 64 color splendor?

    And another—In a family argument, if it turns out you are right—apologize at once! - Lazarus Long
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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    • #3
      Heh heh...That was just too cute.
      If you don't like my attitude, talk to the manager!!! Oh, wait, that would be me!!

      Yes, I'm the manager. I'm also known as "the brick wall".

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      • #4
        Quoth Nurian View Post
        What's next? Spray cheese instead of Ricotta? White bread instead of noodles? Ketchup instead of sauce? Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!
        Reminds me of Ace of Diamonds' story about the guy who took his girlfriend on a bread and cheese picnic and packed Wonder Bread and Velveeta Slices. Some folks just don't know food!
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        • #5
          Quoth Nurian View Post
          Spray cheese instead of Ricotta? White bread instead of noodles? Ketchup instead of sauce?
          Sounds pretty close to Kraft Macaroni n' Cheese (Which is also good in its own way)
          !
          "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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          • #6
            Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!
            Blech...I hate spray cheese. There's nothing wrong with sausage in lasagna. I made shells with spicy italian sausage as my topping with the meat sauce and it was a HIT! Nurian, love that quote btw!
            I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
            Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
            Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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            • #7
              Quoth Nurian View Post
              Honey, I'm trying to make a Da Vinci here, and you're handing me CRAYONS!!]
              .....*GIGGLES* I love it! Mayhaps I may steal it for my siggy??
              "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
              -Red

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              • #8
                Sure! I'd be honored
                I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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