Quotes from games you play

[Seshat]

My husband, Call of Cthulhu (a horror game, of the 'investigative' type, not the 'gore' type).

I'd like to jump, turn around, stop completely still, scream, and lose 1d6 sanity points, please.

My husband, running Call of Cthulhu. Speaking as the NPC foster-parent of what turned out to be a ghastly horror.

Jeremy, please stop playing with the children.

A friend of ours, playing Tasselhoff Burfoot from the Dragonlance series.

I've never been in a siege before!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"I've got wood for your sheep." - Said during any number of games of Settlers of Katan.



Eric the Grey

No!

Oh, that's funny. Just brilliant.

[LewisLegion]

Mass Effect:

Krogan to a virtual interface. "I will blow your virtual ass into actual dust."

Shepard upon seeing a HUGE boss: "We are gonna need bigger guns."

FemShep to a drunk Harkin: "Call me princess again and you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor."

[Salted Grump]

Sins of a Solar Empire:

'Times of War are upon us.' (Kol Battleship Construction Complete)

"This is how Space Junk is Born!" (Marza Dreadnought, ordered to attack an enemy ship)

Soul Calibur 2 Plus a bad case of Timing on my little brother's part.

(Opening Quote from Talim at battle start) "I am one with the wind"
(Little brother was playing the game)*Farts*

Needless to say, the easiest AI in the game beat his ass into the ground because he was laughing too hard to fight back.

Timesplitters: Future Perfect

Jo-Ann Casey: *Kicks Cortez in the Crotch, then takes a Picture of him* Hey, you're no Zombie!
Cortez: *soprano* Yeah...

[Shards]

At one point in one of our D&D games, we were charging into a battle, and both myself and my friend R were both playing leader-type paladins.

At the same time, I cried "For honor!" and he cried "For Justice!" I then screamed "For the King!" to which he responded "For Righteousness!"

Long story short, we went back and forth through every rallying cry we could think of, including "For pony!" "For the Crusty Crab!" and "Because you told me to!"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

This wasn't a character, this was a player during a game, out of character.

P: So, have you ever been riding the cotton pony and the pad turns around in your underwear and sticks to your muff?

The Rest of Us:

Me: Uh....no. Missed out on that somehow.

Guy Who Never Shuts Up, Ever: (silence)

P's Husband: You know, I'm her husband and I didn't need to know that.


Also, as far as in-game stuff goes, you know what amazes me is the number of times someone making to Bow Chicka Bow Bow standard issue porn sound is actually fitting in a Boot Hill game. My players manage this.

[Nurian]

Our old rallying cry in another D&D game:

" They have STUFF!"

[MergedLoki]

d&d

famous last words of a player.

"WELL THE THIEF SAYS THERE'S NO TRAPS AND THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!"

[El Pollo Guerrera]

(During a table top RPG, not D&D but similar... People are trying to climb a cliff)

"Yeah, well, YOU have the skill, the rest of us are just free-handing it!"

It sounded so wrong when it happened...

[Broomjockey]

"FOR HONOR!"

"Four on her? You really think she's up for a four-way?"

[Rapscallion]

<22:13>[Rapscallina]: however, there's only one reason to build troops
<22:13>[Rapscallina]: fertiliser

Rapscallion

[FreakyGeek]

Tabletop Sabbat Vampire game

(Due to a ritual Konchi and Silvas performed we were sent back in time, very very far back in time)
Konchi: So your plan is to send you back to the future to punch me in the face.
Alexandra(me): Yes.
Silvas: Actually, thats the best plan we have so far!

Panda-girlmeeting my character) I don't want to go with her! She'll eat me!!

Tabletop Changling the Lost game
Almalek (An NPC elemental who is my characters boss) : So your telling me you can't come in to work because you were attacked by Gay Cannibal Ogers?

Dante: I'm the worlds best gay marriage counselor around! (Out of character this was followed by: Can I have some free dots in empathy now?)

(Trapped in a contruction sight being held hostage by a known rapist with a gun pointed to her chest, my little Wizened decides to fall to her Vice of Pride and spout...)
Bette: Holy sh*t you have a tiny gun!

[cinema guy]

Call of Cthulhu, on encountering a big stone plug in the ground:

"Just lift it up high enough so I can get my head in."

[Nurian]

From Halo ODST:

BUCK: Hey, Romeo, remember when I told you to shut your mouth?
ROMEO: Yeah...
BUCK: Consider that a standing order.


Nathan Fillion is awesome.

[trailerparkmedic]

Because I was playing Portal again tonight...

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "NO WAY!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great!

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.


And, of course, the cake is a lie!