Quotes from games you play

[Rapscallion]

Oops.

<15:32>[Avsman]: hockey team won but my guy got hurt....ligament running up through groin....
<15:32>[Tactics]: party central then i assume
<15:32>[Tactics]: bummer avs

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[Sarlon]

FRom a D&D game from a while back....we got a barbarian novel (3 pages long) entitled "barbarians advice to a Rogue from 50 feet away"

1. Poke it with a stick...
2. Grab it and run
3. Flip the Switch

The book has been in EVERY game since then.

[Talon]

From Diablo 2, brother and I came up with a "Sauron the chef" routine:

BRO: "3 rings for the Elves, under the pie"
BRO: "7 rings for Dwarves, in their halls of scone"
ME: "9 rings for mortal Man, who above all else, desire flour"

From my old WOW group, after a particularly nasty instance dungeon. My female Paladin character was named Merlose:

Merlose: At least the game didn't penalize me for the BoP
Aaragorn: BoP?
Merlose: DP rather, divine pro
Aaragorn: Double Penetration?
Nyssa: rofl
Arakis: lol
Nyssa: If i'd been drinking when you said that my monitor would be wet
Merlose: Wait.. who told.. you.. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Aaragorn: Merl what Order of Paladins are you with??
Aaragorn: *small voice* can I join?
Arakis: hehe
Merlose: Uh.. the Make Love not War Order??

[gremcint]

Other player: I have a plan.
Me: See it's not as scary as when I say it.
Other Other Player: why not?
Me: because you guys know my plans involve anything from tacos to nuclear weapons.
Other player: Nuclear Tacos? Taco Weapons?

[Fryk]

How about Jolee Bindo in Knights of the Old Republic telling one of his long-winded stories, followed by this dialogue option for your character:

"I hate you, old man."

And Jolee doesn't even bat an eyelash.

[Nurian]

Playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2:
Gambit: (referring to villains) Sounds like we be playing fetch wit a crocodile.

Gambit is one of my favorite superheroes and IS my favorite X-Men. The above quote is one of the reasons why :P

[Salted Grump]

Company of Heroes, Multiplayer Panzerkampf.

Me (controlling a Panther Tank): *Fires, sees an explosion in the distance* And another one bites the dust...
Teammate (in a Hotchkiss light tank, across the map): You shot me in the ASS!
Other Teammate: Yeah. And it landed next to me.

Call of Duty: Modern Combat.

Little brother, playing with the grenade launcher, in a 12 on 12. *Fires 12 shots, gets yelled at by 12 people cursing him for using the 'Noob Tube'*

Fallout 2:

"We and I be glad ta Answer." Good old Sulik.

"I'll just stay here and tighten the vises on my shoulder." Marcus the Super-Mutant, told to stay put for a bit.

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP* "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Me as soon as I get my hands on a Bozar.

[Fryk]

Playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2:
Gambit: (referring to villains) Sounds like we be playing fetch wit a crocodile.

Gambit is one of my favorite superheroes and IS my favorite X-Men. The above quote is one of the reasons why :P

I am soooooo glad they fixed him for M:UA. In X-men legends, they made him sound so cheesy.

[otakuneko]

I never noticed this one til recently:

Doing the hostage diversion in Saints Row 2 again:

Hostage: I've got 30 gigs of fansubbed tentacle porn....it's yours if you let me go!

to quote an internet meme
I lol'd irl.


Some quotes from Stronghold: Crusader:

Pikeman (when ordered to attack): How many fit on this thing, eh?
Engineer (when recruited): Our TOOLS are ready!
Engineer (when catapulting a cow): Here comes the COW!
The Snake (on having his attack repulsed): Is there no one.. who will rid me of your IRRITATING PRESENCE?!
(I'm sure we've all thought something like that before? )

And for a blast from the past, Star Control 2:
Human Captain: "Surrender or die!"
Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah Captain: Our request is simpler: just DIE.
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Orz Captain: Don't forget to *enjoy* the *sauce!*
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Mycon Captain: Juffo-wup fills my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues.
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VUX Captain: Human, you are SOOOO ugly, SOOO hideous to us that we will NEVER be able to find peace with your species! Whenever we see your kind we just want to kick you... stomp on you... squish you... vaporize your ugly faces from the entire universe! We know it is unreasonable! We know you had no choice about how you look! We know that it is cruel fate that made the Creator made you appear like putrid excretion...but we JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT! Why right now, because of your insufferable wretchedness, I am faced with a groteseque choice: keep talking to you and regurgitate uncontrollably...or break off communication and attack your vessel.

[Rapscallion]

<8:55>[Rapscallina]: it's not an attack - it's tough love

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[NightAngel]

Been replaying KotOR while waiting for SW:TOR to come out. Yeah, it's a ways off but I'm excited.

Those Vulkars are dumber than a Coruscant Granite Slug. They actually think being in that pathetic little gang of theirs makes them important.

This may be a quote from a game but I think it sums up how I feel about the gang mentality pretty well.

Some meatbag will surely pay.

Just 'cause.

[Sandman]

What's the rating on this game? - Altier Iris 2 main male character when two female characters are talking about lesbian love

[persephone]

Earthdawn:

"How's that poison treating you?"
"Poison?!?"
"You just got hit by an assassin; you're dead, dude. You just don't know it yet."

[otakuneko]

Raps plays evony apparently.

[Rapscallion]

It's been known. More of a dabbling.

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