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I suppose this could have been a 'Sighting' but it's not related to customer service at all, just my personal life.
While doing laundry yesterday, I ran into an ex. All that really bugs me about this is that I can't remember her last name. I hate it when I can't remember stuff. It's been driving me nuts.
What's bugging her about is that I'm cruel. Oh, and please note, this chick dumped me to back to her abusive ex about a month after we started going out which means we weren't exactly on 'good' terms afterwards.
So, I ran into her just outside the laundromat. I looked twice because the face looked familiar (not that I recognized her right away, but she now bears an uncanny resemblance to someone famous) and she got all smiles and loud friendly 'Hi, Gerrinson!' And thus we have our cast:
Me: Me *and my thoughts*
ST: Ex g/f and rockstar look alike
ST: Hi, Gerrinson!
Me: Oh, hey, long time no see. *Oh snap! That's <ex-girlfriend>! Damn, time has not been kind. Now, what the hell was her last name?*
ST: Yeah, but you look good! And, hey, look at me! I had a ton of work done so I can look like my favorite star. Guess who?
Me: Oh, I don't think I could guess *Well, I could, but it would be soooo wrong because time and your plastic surgeon haven't done you any favors*
ST: C'mon, guess, we should get caught up, but first you have to guess. Just give me your honest opinion, I'm sure you'll get it!
Me: Okay. *you asked for it Ms. straggly long hair, wrinkly leathered skin, and giant lips...* So, you finally managed to achieve the Steve Tyler look, huh?
ST:
You f***ing c***sucking piece of s***! You KNOW I always wanted to look link Angelina Jolie!*and cue exit, stage pissed off*
Me: *yelling after her* But you said to be honest!
Yes, I am that evil. That or I was channeling Davan from Something Positive. But, honestly, the reason I looked twice was because of the Steve Tyler impression, not because I recognized her as herself.
While doing laundry yesterday, I ran into an ex. All that really bugs me about this is that I can't remember her last name. I hate it when I can't remember stuff. It's been driving me nuts.
What's bugging her about is that I'm cruel. Oh, and please note, this chick dumped me to back to her abusive ex about a month after we started going out which means we weren't exactly on 'good' terms afterwards.
So, I ran into her just outside the laundromat. I looked twice because the face looked familiar (not that I recognized her right away, but she now bears an uncanny resemblance to someone famous) and she got all smiles and loud friendly 'Hi, Gerrinson!' And thus we have our cast:
Me: Me *and my thoughts*
ST: Ex g/f and rockstar look alike
ST: Hi, Gerrinson!
Me: Oh, hey, long time no see. *Oh snap! That's <ex-girlfriend>! Damn, time has not been kind. Now, what the hell was her last name?*
ST: Yeah, but you look good! And, hey, look at me! I had a ton of work done so I can look like my favorite star. Guess who?
Me: Oh, I don't think I could guess *Well, I could, but it would be soooo wrong because time and your plastic surgeon haven't done you any favors*
ST: C'mon, guess, we should get caught up, but first you have to guess. Just give me your honest opinion, I'm sure you'll get it!
Me: Okay. *you asked for it Ms. straggly long hair, wrinkly leathered skin, and giant lips...* So, you finally managed to achieve the Steve Tyler look, huh?
ST:
You f***ing c***sucking piece of s***! You KNOW I always wanted to look link Angelina Jolie!*and cue exit, stage pissed off*Me: *yelling after her* But you said to be honest!
Yes, I am that evil. That or I was channeling Davan from Something Positive. But, honestly, the reason I looked twice was because of the Steve Tyler impression, not because I recognized her as herself.
towards you right now.
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