I went outside this morning and realized something terrifying. It's getting WARMER. I could actually feel it... I stepped outside and didn't have to cower in my coat to hid from the ASS CRACK COLD! It was 20 degrees (F)... holy crap. We skipped straight over the teens! It went from 9-20 in one FUCKING day.
...do you know what that means.
I'll tell you what it means... it means its going to FUCKING SNOW! And THEN you know what happens!?
The temperature drops STRAIGHT back to NOTHING...and It freezes again!
...do you know what snow+slight melt+FREEZE=? It equals ICE... lots of ICE, and frozen snow that tries to rip your pants when you step on it.
This needs to NOT happen. I am NOT okay with this idea. I HATE the cold, I hate the bitter cold 9 degrees + wind chill... but I DESPISE cold+snow.
It's so cold. My CAR doesn't want to start 9 times out of 10. And when it does start...god help your steering! The damn power-steering fluid is trying to FREEZE. But I can't take the bus. Cause I will DIE of exposure before it gets here. My feet will be frozen to the ground and I will die.
...My bedroom window? Yeah... the heater is right under it... know what happened? It made condensation.... there is a quarter inch of ICE on the inside of my window.
I don't think you appreciate this... there is ICE on the bloody INSIDE of my god damn window!
And this doesn't include the 3 inch icicles hanging on the outside of my window... just in case I wasn't feeling cold enough.
I hate the cold.
...I'm going to go sleep in the oven.
...do you know what that means.
I'll tell you what it means... it means its going to FUCKING SNOW! And THEN you know what happens!?
The temperature drops STRAIGHT back to NOTHING...and It freezes again!
...do you know what snow+slight melt+FREEZE=? It equals ICE... lots of ICE, and frozen snow that tries to rip your pants when you step on it.
This needs to NOT happen. I am NOT okay with this idea. I HATE the cold, I hate the bitter cold 9 degrees + wind chill... but I DESPISE cold+snow.
It's so cold. My CAR doesn't want to start 9 times out of 10. And when it does start...god help your steering! The damn power-steering fluid is trying to FREEZE. But I can't take the bus. Cause I will DIE of exposure before it gets here. My feet will be frozen to the ground and I will die.
...My bedroom window? Yeah... the heater is right under it... know what happened? It made condensation.... there is a quarter inch of ICE on the inside of my window.
I don't think you appreciate this... there is ICE on the bloody INSIDE of my god damn window!
And this doesn't include the 3 inch icicles hanging on the outside of my window... just in case I wasn't feeling cold enough.
I hate the cold.
...I'm going to go sleep in the oven.
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