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    Jester's New Christmas Carol

    Yes, I have yet another one. The chorus pretty much came to me the other day as I was walking to work, and most of the rest of it was pretty easy.

    Personally, I think this makes a lot more sense these days....I mean, after all, how often do you even SEE sleighs any more?

    So, without further ado, here is my new favorite Christmas carol, Jingle Beers! And if for some reason you can't figure out what the tune is, you aren't playing attention!


    JINGLE BEERS

    Dashing to the bar
    And claiming the last stools
    Work is done today,
    We’re laughing like damn fools! Ha ha ha…
    The booze takes off the sting
    Making spirits bright
    Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing
    A drinking song tonight!

    Oh, ice cold beer! Ice cold beer!
    Ice cold beer all day
    Oh, what fun it is to drink
    My hurts and cares awaaay…Hey!
    Ice cold beer! Ice cold beer!
    Ice cold beer all day!
    Bartender, please bring us more
    On this lazy drunken day!


    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is     Still A Customer."
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    It's a good thing I wasn't actually *drinking* an ice cold beer while reading that, because there would have been a involved!

    Very nice.
    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

    My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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    • #3
      Verse two!

      Yes, boys and girls, I have come up with another verse, pretty much making this a full-on carol!

      Perhaps it needs some tweaking, but I think I did a good job!


      Happy hour’s here,
      And drinks are two for one
      The bar is in full swing--
      There’s tons of liquid fun! Chug chug chug!
      Frosty mugs are full
      With our favorite suds
      Oh what fun it is to sit around
      And drink beer with your buds!

      Oh, ice cold beer! Ice cold beer!
      Ice cold beer all day
      Oh, what fun it is to drink
      My hurts and cares awaaay…Hey!
      Ice cold beer! Ice cold beer!
      Ice cold beer all day!
      Bartender, please bring us more
      On this lazy drunken day!

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is       Still A Customer."

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      • #4


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        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          Not a beer drinker but I like it. Perhaps some Romana Black is in my future this evening...

          Should probably eat some food first...
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            That was pretty awesome. I started laughing and had to sing the song to my family. They loved it.
            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

            I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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            • #7
              Sing it to everyone! Every Christmas, at every bar! Let's make it a new tradition!







              (What? I can dream, can't I?)

              "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is               Still A Customer."

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              • #8
                hey jester its how Winterenmas happened ^^
                It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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