Ridiculous 2010 predictions...

[mikoyan29]

Sports Predictions:
NFL: The Lions will finally end their 10 year slump by going 12-4 and making the playoffs for the first time in a long time. In a bizarre experience, they will lose their first round bye game and get bounced from the playoffs (How can they lose when they don't play you ask, this is the Lions we're talking about here).
NCAA Football: The Michigan Wolverines will shake their funk and go undefeated but will end up playing in the Rose Bowl due to the usual BCS bias against the Big 10.
MLB: The Cubs will meet the Mariners in the World Series. The series will go to 7 games and the 7th game will be an exciting barn burner that goes into so many extra innings that the game will be called and for the first time ever...noone will win the World Series (If you asked me a few years ago, I would have said the Red Sox for the AL team....but that ship has sailed now that they've shaken the Bambino curse).
NHL: The Chicago Blackhawks will face the Maple Laffs in the Stanley Cup....bah, I already use this joke above...
The World Cup: The US Sports Media will be brimming with coverage of this one.

[Jester]

...the usual BCS bias against the Big 10.

You're kidding me, right? Bias against the Big 10? Is that why Ohio State kept getting ranked far higher than they deserved, and put into bowl games where they got killed by superior competition? And was it this alleged bias that caused the Big 10, until this year, to annually get slaughtered in bowl games, BCS or otherwise?

Bias against the Big 10. Something tells me people in Boise State are laughing their fool heads off about THAT one.

[aurelemsrealm]

The Rachael Ray bashing at the beginning of this thread reminded me of a picture I once found of Rachael Ray's face morphing into the Joker. I couldn't find that exact picture, but here are a few others. Enjoy!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You're kidding me, right? Bias against the Big 10? Is that why Ohio State kept getting ranked far higher than they deserved, and put into bowl games where they got killed by superior competition? And was it this alleged bias that caused the Big 10, until this year, to annually get slaughtered in bowl games, BCS or otherwise?

Bias against the Big 10. Something tells me people in Boise State are laughing their fool heads off about THAT one.

Ohio State is made to win the Big Ten, and that's about it. At least they managed not to lose the Rose Bowl.

Next year it will be Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl, and that's not a ridiculous prediction. The ridiculous prediction is that (snicker snicker snerk) Minnesota will get to the Rose Bowl.

[SengaKitty]

I will start drinking coffee, snacking on olives, sleeping with men, and baking desserts. Hey, if we're gonna get ridiculous, let's go all out!

Don't laugh... in 2009 my now ex fiance came out of the closet publicly on myspace 2 weeks after we broke up... with one of our ex roommates.. Yes, that's how I found out.

And seeing as last year made no sense to me, the only prediction I have for this year is:

I will move to Florida, where all of my CS friends will group together and make St. Pete a safe haven where no sucky customers are allowed.

[CaroPhoenix]

I predict:

-- Mr. Rum grow a back bone and tell off his entire family.

-- Mr. Rum will start his own cleaning project in our house that doesn't require me holding his hand.

-- I will be my friend Hal's love slave.

-- Corey Haim will move into my neighborhood and we will start a torrid affair.

[SG15Z]

Lupo becomes the pope (popette?) of a new religion worshipping all that is Lupo. This does not however, involve tentacles invading the Earth (I've watched Beast With A Billion Backs too many times. Forgive me Lupo!) This religion does spread the world, and encourages people to show tolerance and peace towards all!

Why would Lupo become the pope of a religion that worships HER?!

Bow before Lupo!

[Damien]

in 2010 - Gravekeeper will snap and turn pirate, wearing a pink camo raincoat and eyepatch, he'll take control of the menacing black skytrain he has mentioned and declare war on Nunavut.

[Evil Queen]

in 2010 - Gravekeeper will snap and turn pirate, wearing a pink camo raincoat and eyepatch, he'll take control of the menacing black skytrain he has mentioned and declare war on Nunavut.

Broomjockey will be kind enough to film the aforementioned escapades and post it all on a website, which will get tons of donations for such an adventure and make him rich beyond his wildest dreams.

[Damien]

i'll gladly pay to see that!

[Jester]

Don't laugh... in 2009 my now ex fiance came out of the closet publicly on myspace 2 weeks after we broke up...

I am not saying guys who were formerly only heterosexual don't start sleeping with men.

I'm saying that THIS guy doesn't sleep with men.

As I tell people often, "Right island. WRONG DUDE."

I will move to Florida, where all of my CS friends will group together and make St. Pete a safe haven where no sucky customers are allowed.

Good luck with that. SC's are everywhere.

Actually, St. Pete is a safe haven for those seventy and over. "God's Waiting Room" is the most common nickname I've heard for that town.

Which is pretty much how I ended up hanging out in Clearwater Beach rather than in St. Pete.

[SG15Z]

in 2010 - Gravekeeper will snap and turn pirate, wearing a pink camo raincoat and eyepatch, he'll take control of the menacing black skytrain he has mentioned and declare war on Nunavut.

Broomjockey will be kind enough to film the aforementioned escapades and post it all on a website, which will get tons of donations for such an adventure and make him rich beyond his wildest dreams.

Sweet when do we begin the donations. I'd pay almost anything to see that!




Ok not anything, but I'd pay a lot!

[smileyeagle1021]

I will start drinking coffee, snacking on olives, sleeping with men, and baking desserts. Hey, if we're gonna get ridiculous, let's go all out!

Sorry to commit threadromancy, but I have to know... how has that prediction turned out