So... our cute little white ferret, Bella... who is the most gentle and loving ball of fluff.
She decided to be obstinate today and try to poo on the carpet. This did not end well. As I caught her before hand and transported her to the littler box corner.
She tried to jump and run... which did not go according to her plan, seeing as I was hovering and caught her before she could escape...and promptly deposited her back where she was. Lather...rinse...repeat. for several minutes.
...But I have the infinite patience... My evil little imp named Ludo refined it in me... I can wait far longer than the ferret. So eventually Bella had to admit defeat and I was victorious.
....This spawned something that I can only describe as pure, unadulterated, concentrated WRATH
Bella has been transformed into a raging ball of fur and TEETH. She has also broken several laws of physics at this point by attempting (quite successfully I might add) to go every direction at once.
...We have angered Bella by refusing to let her use the carpet for her stinky desires.
......We will all die.
She decided to be obstinate today and try to poo on the carpet. This did not end well. As I caught her before hand and transported her to the littler box corner.
She tried to jump and run... which did not go according to her plan, seeing as I was hovering and caught her before she could escape...and promptly deposited her back where she was. Lather...rinse...repeat. for several minutes.
...But I have the infinite patience... My evil little imp named Ludo refined it in me... I can wait far longer than the ferret. So eventually Bella had to admit defeat and I was victorious.
....This spawned something that I can only describe as pure, unadulterated, concentrated WRATH
Bella has been transformed into a raging ball of fur and TEETH. She has also broken several laws of physics at this point by attempting (quite successfully I might add) to go every direction at once.
...We have angered Bella by refusing to let her use the carpet for her stinky desires.
......We will all die.
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