Sorry to anyone who works for comcast, I just hafta rant a bit.
September/October-digital change hits my area. My main tv has a tivo with a lifetime membership, so obviously I'm not going to get rid of it and pay more for the same thing through comcast. I need a multistream card installed
November 3rd-make 1st appointment to get the card installed
November 10th-tech comes without the card...I make another appointment
November 19th-tech never shows up, I make another appointment
December 17th-tech shows up with a box, not a card. I've waited almost a month for this appointment, I'm fed up. Call and insist on speaking with a sup, get passed around, talk with a girl who can't speak english, finally get another appointment made
January 3rd-tech never shows up. I call to find out what happened, I'm told that they looked at the account and saw a card was delivered to my home, so I wouldn't need a tech. I never got a card, I don't even think I can put it in myself, how dare they cancel my appointment without notifying me. I call to set up another appointment, explain to one person about what happened, got cussed out because apparently they can't send cards to my home and I'm lying, I ask him to look at my account and tell me why then my appointment was canceled, he looks, screams bitch, and hangs up on me. I attempted to track down who he was, but because there is no record left behind when someone logs onto your account, only when they manually change it, I could not track him down. I ask for a direct number to the local office, get cussed out again because apparently the local office does not have phones.
January 12th-get a call from local dispatch (wait, I thought they didn't have phones) and the person tells me they are canceling my appointment because they don't have any cards. I flip, tell her I need to speak with her sup. Turns out the regional manager is there, I talk to him, he pulls up my record, sees all the shenanigans that have been going on, and checks in the back for cards. There's a bunch there, he doesn't know why they canceled, reschedules someone to come out an hour later.
January 12th-no tech. I call the local dispatch number 3 times, someone finally picks up. They ask me to hold, then forget to put me on hold. I hear EVERYTHING that's going on in that office. Phones ringing, no one picking up, people screaming, every other word is a curse, "where's deshan? what you want for dinner fucker, lets split for pizza, holy shit this is the account that got us in trouble earlier! scream scream find someone to get over there immediately! why's everyone in the city, get raquel back in here! where's marcel? no n**** you can't go home. What the fuck is going on! Don't send someone there! I've allready told that fucktard that he has to turn on the lightswitch to turn the power on to the plug. Every week with that idiot! Don't hand me all those phones! general chaos." Finally things get quiet and no one picks up my phone. Then talk suddenly turns to showercaps...talking about buying shower caps and where's my money? Are showercaps a new kinda drug I haven't heard about, or were they really talking about buying showercaps? And trust me, I could hear everything. Everytime someone said hello I thought they were talking to me. Anywho, someone finally picked up the phone and here's what transpired word for word:
C: Hello?
Me: I don't know if I appreciate being on hold for 35 minutes while you talk about buying showercaps (phone got quiet for a few secs, he must have put me on hold and told everyone that I heard, because things suddenly got very civil in that office very quickly)
C:...How can I help you?
Me: I'm just trying to find out where the tech is who was supposed to be at my home an hour ago
C: well, um, well, there's a lot of...um...stuff going on
Me: You can say it, there's a lot of shit going on. You all weren't afraid to curse and scream not even a minute ago.
C: Well, one of my techs had to go home early and I don't know where the other is and everyone else is in the city...
Me: Well, it's 5:45 and I really don't want someone here during dinner, so I'm fine with pushing the appointment back to tomorrow as long as someone is actually going to show up.
C: That would be awesome, I'll get someone out there first thing tomorrow, let me see if we have any cards
Me: Ok (thinking: they better, cause there was a bunch this morning)
C: Ok, everything is set
January 13th: the tech showed up and put the card in, and it works. So thank you whoever you are who I talked to yesterday. And thank you to the tech who came out.
September/October-digital change hits my area. My main tv has a tivo with a lifetime membership, so obviously I'm not going to get rid of it and pay more for the same thing through comcast. I need a multistream card installed
November 3rd-make 1st appointment to get the card installed
November 10th-tech comes without the card...I make another appointment
November 19th-tech never shows up, I make another appointment
December 17th-tech shows up with a box, not a card. I've waited almost a month for this appointment, I'm fed up. Call and insist on speaking with a sup, get passed around, talk with a girl who can't speak english, finally get another appointment made
January 3rd-tech never shows up. I call to find out what happened, I'm told that they looked at the account and saw a card was delivered to my home, so I wouldn't need a tech. I never got a card, I don't even think I can put it in myself, how dare they cancel my appointment without notifying me. I call to set up another appointment, explain to one person about what happened, got cussed out because apparently they can't send cards to my home and I'm lying, I ask him to look at my account and tell me why then my appointment was canceled, he looks, screams bitch, and hangs up on me. I attempted to track down who he was, but because there is no record left behind when someone logs onto your account, only when they manually change it, I could not track him down. I ask for a direct number to the local office, get cussed out again because apparently the local office does not have phones.
January 12th-get a call from local dispatch (wait, I thought they didn't have phones) and the person tells me they are canceling my appointment because they don't have any cards. I flip, tell her I need to speak with her sup. Turns out the regional manager is there, I talk to him, he pulls up my record, sees all the shenanigans that have been going on, and checks in the back for cards. There's a bunch there, he doesn't know why they canceled, reschedules someone to come out an hour later.
January 12th-no tech. I call the local dispatch number 3 times, someone finally picks up. They ask me to hold, then forget to put me on hold. I hear EVERYTHING that's going on in that office. Phones ringing, no one picking up, people screaming, every other word is a curse, "where's deshan? what you want for dinner fucker, lets split for pizza, holy shit this is the account that got us in trouble earlier! scream scream find someone to get over there immediately! why's everyone in the city, get raquel back in here! where's marcel? no n**** you can't go home. What the fuck is going on! Don't send someone there! I've allready told that fucktard that he has to turn on the lightswitch to turn the power on to the plug. Every week with that idiot! Don't hand me all those phones! general chaos." Finally things get quiet and no one picks up my phone. Then talk suddenly turns to showercaps...talking about buying shower caps and where's my money? Are showercaps a new kinda drug I haven't heard about, or were they really talking about buying showercaps? And trust me, I could hear everything. Everytime someone said hello I thought they were talking to me. Anywho, someone finally picked up the phone and here's what transpired word for word:
C: Hello?
Me: I don't know if I appreciate being on hold for 35 minutes while you talk about buying showercaps (phone got quiet for a few secs, he must have put me on hold and told everyone that I heard, because things suddenly got very civil in that office very quickly)
C:...How can I help you?
Me: I'm just trying to find out where the tech is who was supposed to be at my home an hour ago
C: well, um, well, there's a lot of...um...stuff going on
Me: You can say it, there's a lot of shit going on. You all weren't afraid to curse and scream not even a minute ago.
C: Well, one of my techs had to go home early and I don't know where the other is and everyone else is in the city...
Me: Well, it's 5:45 and I really don't want someone here during dinner, so I'm fine with pushing the appointment back to tomorrow as long as someone is actually going to show up.
C: That would be awesome, I'll get someone out there first thing tomorrow, let me see if we have any cards
Me: Ok (thinking: they better, cause there was a bunch this morning)
C: Ok, everything is set
January 13th: the tech showed up and put the card in, and it works. So thank you whoever you are who I talked to yesterday. And thank you to the tech who came out.
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