Things You Overheard

[TelephoneAngel]

Sometimes I overhear people speaking and I really wish I could ask them what they are talking about!

Example today, I managed to go out for a couple of hours, and was just mooching in a clothing store, when up came two women looking at clothes.

Woman 1 to woman 2 - There's just so many clothes I have to buy for her, coz she gave her clothes away, all of them.Even her underwear.




What was this about, I wanna know.I didn't ask, so I will never know now.

[Food Lady]

o-O I do like to eavesdrop in public. One time my mom & I were in a restaurant for lunch. The 2 guys behind her were some kind of mechanics or parts salesmen or something. The whole conversation was a series of part #s, ones they apparently had memorized. They just kept going on and on with the shop talk while Mom drowned in a sea of digits. She kept trying not to giggle.

[BrassCowboy]

Lewis Black said it best in a comedy routine years ago:

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

Decipher that one.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Best one I've heard:

Man #1: Do pigeons have sex? Cuz you never see baby pigeons.
Man #2: Of course they do, you pillock. Where else would they come from?

Budding?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

At our gaming club, we have a book that we keep such things in.

The first was "(name), I've never seen you wearing pants before!"

[Sunsetsky]

At work I was headed to where my desk was when I heard one of my fellow coworkers say:

"I want to see a penis tomorrow."

[Lace Neil Singer]

Today, when passing a highway maintenence van that was washing down a pavement, with water coming out from underneath it, I heard a small child say:

"Look mummy, that van is peeing!"

I nearly died laughing. XD