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  • #1

    CS.com rules...

    ok ok ok I'm not a mod but after a boredom induced conversation with a board member this evening I've decieded to call out a number of members to put actual words to the rules that we all refer to....

    We came up with the first 3...and yes these are meant to be funny...since we all know the rules for the forums that we all agree to when we make accounts here.
    1. one shall never drink while reading most posts on the forums.
    2. one shall DEFINALTLY never drink while reading any gravekeeper posts,
    3. When in doubt refer to the first two rules.
    It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
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  • #2
    Addendum to rules 1 and 2:

    For rule 1:
    ...unless alcoholic drinks are involved.

    For Rule 2:
    ...unless heavy alcoholic drinks are involved.

    I AM the evil bastard!
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    • #3
      I shall think twice about taking a bite of sandwich before stopping by the link posting section!
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

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      • #4
        Rule #4 (not the actual rule number btw): If someone mentions <such-and-such> porn, it exists somewhere on the Internet. no objections.

        Rule #5: Raps is God on these forums
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

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        • #5
          Used to be, long before I took over, a rule that I'd eaten. Was that number four or eight?

          Rapscallion

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          • #6
            Quoth Rapscallion View Post
            Used to be, long before I took over, a rule that I'd eaten. Was that number four or eight?

            Rapscallion
            I thought that was all of them but the first one.

            There used to be one about "Watch out for the CS Monkey" but I can't recall where that one went . . .
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            • #7
              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
              I thought that was all of them but the first one.
              Eventually, yes, but not initially.

              I had to diet after that particualar binge...

              Rapscallion

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              • #8
                Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                Rule #4 (not the actual rule number btw): If someone mentions <such-and-such> porn, it exists somewhere on the Internet. no objections.

                Rule #5: Raps is God on these forums
                Rule #4 is actually Rule # 34 of the Internet.
                I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                • #9
                  Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                  Rule #4 is actually Rule # 34 of the Internet.
                  I'm aware of that, but it does come up quite a bit on these forums.

                  Also, another couple of rules.

                  -Sheldon's comments will always be funny. No exceptions.
                  -GK and Kara are karmic siblings.
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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