Got a death glare today

[Nurian]

I did some errands that my wife was wanting to get done after work. She called me when I was out asking where I was. I told her "out". I kept being evasive until she got flustered. I then told her I did what she wanted.
Later, she asked my why I got her so flustered.
ME: "Because I love you."
HER: "Because you love me or you love to annoy me?"
ME: "Is there a difference?"
HER: <death glare>

Hehehe, I ebil

[Becks]

You sound like the MOTH™.

[Hobbs]

"...and that's when she shot him, your Honor."

[Elspeth]

I believe you are related to my hubby in some way. He loves to do that. Then he gives me the puppy dog eyes and I melt.

You are very evil! But in a good loving hubby way.

[Talon]

"...and that's when she shot him, your Honor."

Ah, nothing says "I love you" quite like a .38 Special

I also thought of this:

Fun? Fun! Driving me insane is your idea of a good time?

- What can I say? It's fun!

- Exchange between Bastilla and your PC in KOTOR

[shankyknitter]

quoth my ex:
you're driving me f-ing crazy woman!
quoth moi:
at least I'm driving.