I walk outside to get some ice for my tea and what attacks my shins with full-body rubs?
A cat. A little cat. A little dark gray scrawny as hell with great big yellow eyes cat.
RW: Little dude, you are not a dog.
Cat: Mao.
RW: ...Mao? As in....Mao?
Cat: Mao. *Full-body rub*
Pat the cat, step over the cat, trip over the little idiot because he just has to be underfoot, get my ice and go back inside, closing the screendoor behind me. STAAAAAAAARE at the cat.
Cat: Mao.
RW: I am not letting you in, THEY *Points at Mom and Dad* would EAT ME.
Cat: Mao?
RW: No.
Mom: He's not coming in, he has worms.
RW: (thinking: 'the frack can you tell?)
Cat: Mao.
Mom: No, you can't come in. Shoo.
RW: He's awfully skinny and little. I thought the cats around here didn't like people.
Mom: He was probably dropped off like the others.
Cat: Mao.
Mom: NO.
All this happened about an hour or so ago. He's taken up residence next to the steps. I am not taking care of a cat, I don't like cats. I asked Santa for a large-breed dog for Christmas. Not a rinky-dinky-Mao-Cat.
Had to tell someone and no one on my friend-list is on right now.
A cat. A little cat. A little dark gray scrawny as hell with great big yellow eyes cat.
RW: Little dude, you are not a dog.
Cat: Mao.
RW: ...Mao? As in....Mao?
Cat: Mao. *Full-body rub*
Pat the cat, step over the cat, trip over the little idiot because he just has to be underfoot, get my ice and go back inside, closing the screendoor behind me. STAAAAAAAARE at the cat.
Cat: Mao.
RW: I am not letting you in, THEY *Points at Mom and Dad* would EAT ME.
Cat: Mao?
RW: No.
Mom: He's not coming in, he has worms.
RW: (thinking: 'the frack can you tell?)
Cat: Mao.
Mom: No, you can't come in. Shoo.
RW: He's awfully skinny and little. I thought the cats around here didn't like people.
Mom: He was probably dropped off like the others.
Cat: Mao.
Mom: NO.
All this happened about an hour or so ago. He's taken up residence next to the steps. I am not taking care of a cat, I don't like cats. I asked Santa for a large-breed dog for Christmas. Not a rinky-dinky-Mao-Cat.
Had to tell someone and no one on my friend-list is on right now.
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