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    At first, I was worried my sore throat and sinus "activity" were simple allergies. I tried tea and some otc medications, but it progressed. I thought, like a fool, perhaps sleep would be the answer. But no...

    I lay awake tossing and turning when the answer comes to me: this isn't a sickness. IT'S REBELLION!!! The evidence is clear: attacking near my brain, refusing my ability to rest and recuperate. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!! My throat and nose are harboring insurrectionists as we speak. My Loyals keep expelling them, but as the proverbial roach, they come back! SEE!!! Even now, once loyal cells manufacture implements corruption, insidious devices used to turn more against me.

    I will seek them where they try to hide. I will give them no quarter. This foolish and ill-conceived uprising.....will be CRUSHED!!!!!!
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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    Have fun storming the castle!
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      *hides behind BE to watch Nurian*

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      • #4
        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Have fun storming the castle!
        "Do you think they'll win?"
        "It would take a miracle"


        Sorry = couldnt help myself
        "When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
        "We don't have a gold plated toilet"
        "Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"

        -Jasper Fforde

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        • #5
          Fighting has reached a fevered pitch (literally), but we gain advances. We struck a blow against the so-called "Germanistas". We have collected ourselves and brought our weapons to bear: DayQuil, steam therapy, and our ultimate weapon: chicken soup.
          This is a war we will win. Once they come into the light, we will DESTROY THEM!
          I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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          • #6
            If you coat it in chocolate it'll go down easier
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Watch out for guerrillas. Them's a mite nasty when they hit the stomach territories.

              I recommend no more merciful beheadings.
              ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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              • #8
                If only you had a holocaust robe and a wheelbarrow.
                Make a list of important things to do today.
                At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
                Now, you'll get at least one thing done today

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                • #9
                  Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  If you coat it in chocolate it'll go down easier
                  It doesn't have to be chocolate.
                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    If you coat it in chocolate it'll go down easier
                    Ow!
                    Ow!
                    Ow!
                    Ow!

                    Toooo hot!
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • #11
                      Last night's battle took its toll, but we were victorious. Small pockets of resistance still exist, but the back of the main insurgency is broken. Let this be a lesson...
                      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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