I am a dirty old lady

[RecoveringKinkoid]

You ought to see the swarthy young god they sent out here to dig up my propane tank.

And he's wearing a cowboy hat, too.

Ya'll would be proud of me, I kept a poker face when he came to the door.

He's out there even as we speak.

[dalesys]

Poke her faces drool, right?

[iradney]

Pics or it didn't happen!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

As tempting as it is for me to sneak pictures of him driving his backhoe all over my front yard, forty and a half year old me in the window with a camera transcends a level of creepy even my own pervy self is not comfortable with. Although I would be lying if the idea didn't cross my mind for at least a second or two.

It's like the universe woke up this morning and said "Let's mess with Kink a little bit today." and sent a guy out here who was custom made to give me impure thoughts.

[dendawg]

A possible pic of the hunk:

[MaggieTheCat]

iradney beat me to it...come on, a quick camera phone pic would be very inconspicuous!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I am a dirty old lady

Well duh! Tell me something I didn't already know!

[Exaspera]

RecoveringKinkoid: I am a dirty old lady

You're not old!!!

[phantasy]

You should just go out and start taking random pictures, if he asks or think's you're being creepy, then tell him it's just a precaution, and that you're documenting everything in case he screws up. That's not suspicious, right?

>_> <_<

[lupo pazzesco]

You should just go out and start taking random pictures, if he asks or think's you're being creepy, then tell him it's just a precaution, and that you're documenting everything in case he screws up. That's not suspicious, right?

>_> <_<

Or tell him you're taking the "before" "during" and "after" pics because you like to show off when you have work done around the house?

I did that when I put my kitchen table and chairs together all by myself, but mostly to prove that I can do it to the doubters amongst my friends and family. Not that I blame them. Generally, Lupo should NOT be trusted with tools of any kind...

[SengaKitty]

Camera phones are awesome. You can pretend to be texting, make sure to turn off the shutter sound though :P

[Mnemjian]

That company knows how to ensure repeat business

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Crap! Why did I not think of

1. Camera phone
or
2. Sending the four year old out there with a camera to get a pic "of the backhoe and the cowboy".

Damn, why am I not any faster on my feet than that?

So, I stick around till after they leave then head over to a friend's house, where a bunch of renovations are going on and I promised to help for a couple hours today. I go in there and tell them about the Adonis in the cowboy hat on my porch first thing I wake up this morning (seriously, I was in my damn bathrobe talking to him. I hope the neighbors saw that, give them something to talk about. )

So using the astoundingly unfortunate choice of words, I then say (and God is my witness, I was completely clueless when I said this) "So I would have been here sooner, but I wanted to stick around and make sure the hole got filled."

To which one of my friends said "Yeaaaah.....I'm not gonna touch that one, okay?"

So I had to endure about a million Mrs. Robinson jokes today.

[morgana]

You're only living up to our expectations of you, Kink.

[SengaKitty]

To which one of my friends said "Yeaaaah.....I'm not gonna touch that one, okay?"

That is too funny... I wish I could have seen the facepalm when you realized what you'd just said...