So yesterday, I open the front door and there is a big snapping turtle on my porch.
Yeah.
I said " "
Turtle said "hssssss....."
So the question is:
1. Did it get itself up there? Two or three brick steps, not much up there but a cocoa mat. So, if it did, why?
2. Did someone put it there? Various possible explanations vary from (prank)"lets put the turtle there and hide and watch her freak when she comes out" to (revenge) "Insult my mystery meat sales attempt, eh? Let's see how the bitch deals with an alligator snapper on her porch!" to (aid) "The crazy reptile lady on the street will know what to do with this turtle" to (altruism) " The flakey broad over there might like to eat that."
In any case, I simply wrestled the thing off the porch and let it go on it's way.
Yeah.
I said " "
Turtle said "hssssss....."
So the question is:
1. Did it get itself up there? Two or three brick steps, not much up there but a cocoa mat. So, if it did, why?
2. Did someone put it there? Various possible explanations vary from (prank)"lets put the turtle there and hide and watch her freak when she comes out" to (revenge) "Insult my mystery meat sales attempt, eh? Let's see how the bitch deals with an alligator snapper on her porch!" to (aid) "The crazy reptile lady on the street will know what to do with this turtle" to (altruism) " The flakey broad over there might like to eat that."
In any case, I simply wrestled the thing off the porch and let it go on it's way.
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