Ugh. Such a poseur

[RetailWorkhorse]

I am a platinum blonde and I can't even go swimming, okay?

*Squints* Chlorine turns your fuzz green, huh?

I do a French Braid, then roll the braid up to the base of my skull - underneath, so that then I can tuck it into the loose part of the braid at the hairline, and pin it there.

*Stares*

...I must try this.....EQ! WAKE UP YA LAZY BUM I WANNA PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR!

[Whiskey]

*Squints* Chlorine turns your fuzz green, huh?

I found out its not actually a reaction to chlorine, but copper in the water. The more you know.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Copper? Really?

*Eyes a couple of pennies on the counter*

...how much copper?