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Boyfriend and I were just eating dinner, I did nothing to my spoon, but suddenly it fell into two pieces!
Boyfriend said "Do it again Uri"
Boyfriend said "Do it again Uri"
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Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?" -
There is no spoon."All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya" -
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Am I the only one with that Warren Zevon song stuck in my head now?Comment
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I actually have a magician friend who does fork/spoon bending, and that part of his show is quite spectacular. Okay, his whole show is spectacular, but I just wanted to emphasize how good he is that particular discipline.
Yes, I know. No, I won't tell. I took an oath, ya know.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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