so i was out walking my dog this evening and she peed in someone's lawn. she's a dog. that's what they do. also...i give her special treats so she doesn't leave yellow patches. conversation with the dude across the street goes as follows...
me:
jnd: jerk neighbor dude
jnd: HEY! you gonna pick that up?
me: she...didn't do anything? (and by that, i meant anything i could pick up)
jnd: yeah yeah...
me: no really! you can come over here and see for your self!
jnd: it's people like you...
me: *shows the bags i carry for doggy doo* actually, i carry bags for when she does leave something behind
jnd: how would you like it if i peed on your lawn!?
me: ...go for it *walks away*
...freaking jerk.
me:
jnd: jerk neighbor dude
jnd: HEY! you gonna pick that up?
me: she...didn't do anything? (and by that, i meant anything i could pick up)
jnd: yeah yeah...
me: no really! you can come over here and see for your self!
jnd: it's people like you...
me: *shows the bags i carry for doggy doo* actually, i carry bags for when she does leave something behind
jnd: how would you like it if i peed on your lawn!?
me: ...go for it *walks away*
...freaking jerk.
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