LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Whiskey]

have to leave for work in a little over an hour

[Amina516]

Ewww.....Work should be illegal. How dare you work.

[Whiskey]

call in and complain about me so my boss can fire me ok ilu

[Amina516]

LMAO!

You know how many times ive considered having someone call in a fake fam emergency?
(yes, i know its bad.. But sometimes you just cant take it at the moment)

ilu

You know how long Ive waited to hear that?

[Whiskey]

LMAO!

You know how many times ive considered having someone call in a fake fam emergency?
(yes, i know its bad.. But sometimes you just cant take it at the moment)

girl you know my story


a friend called in for me while i was having a minor psychotic break (no lies) and my boss still wanted me to come in.

idk bro, you really want me screaming at the air vents that if they dont stop recording me i'll burn the entire building down in the middle of the store?

[Amina516]

WTF?

Your managers are assholes. (Im sure you know this)

[Whiskey]

WTF?

Your managers are assholes. (Im sure you know this)

well she said she WAS NOT coming in because it was her daughters birthday. it was a 10-6 grave shift so.. put your daughter to bed. She ended up making one phone call and having someone pull a double. she bitched me out for TWO HOURS before actually getting someone to come in. she could have had those 2 hours at the birthday party if shed just said "damn it, alright" and made that one phone call

then last shift (monday?) she chastised me about "not brining personal issues to work"


uh huh.. tell me more..

edit: well she bitched out my text inbox and my voicemail.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Hey Amina, when you're done getting Whsikey out of working make Moon Unit go away or something so I can at least have a decent schedule the next two weeks before vacation?

ilu

[Whiskey]

he is lying he doesnt ilu

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

ileverybody.

Don't listen to her.

[Amina516]

edit: well she bitched out my text inbox and my voicemail.

Good Move.

Hey Amina, when you're done getting Whsikey out of working make Moon Unit go away or something so I can at least have a decent schedule the next two weeks before vacation?

ilu

he is lying he doesnt ilu

Wait..What? Who do I believe?! Does everyone love me, or does no one love me?! WHO? WHY?


IPF: I can call Moon Unit, pretend to be Obama and tell her I have an important job for her, but she has to hitchhike to D.C...it might take her a bit, but i think you maye get 2 weeks out of it.

[Whiskey]

Can you call my job and be obama thatd be nice.


be like

hey guys

not cool

xoxo,
obama

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Two weeks is all I need.

He could put her in public service announcements. Stay in school kids, or else you wind up like Moon Unit here.

[Amina516]

How do i say the "xoxo" part?

Lol.

[Whiskey]

just make kissy noises