LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Whiskey]

dude if youre coughing up whiskey i'd go see a doctor

[Magpie]

*gloms Lupo from the non-coughing side*

[lupo pazzesco]

Whiskey: I hope you get the plague.

Magpie: Lurves you! You're my new best friend!!

[BookstoreEscapee]

dude if youre coughing up whiskey i'd go see a doctor

Lupo, I'll hire you. You can come clean my place anytime.

[Magpie]

Does this mean you'll make me cake?

[BookstoreEscapee]

i'll make you cake if you clean my apartment.

it might not look like much but it'll taste good (no, not the microwave cake i made last night. real cake. with icing and everything)

[Magpie]

How bad is this apartment?

[BookstoreEscapee]

just dusty and cluttered

[Whiskey]

dude dont let be make you a cake


her cakes turn into rocks

[BookstoreEscapee]

my roommate's the one who made the rock

[Magpie]

I can solve clutter. I'll be there with super-sized garbage bags tomorrow!

[Whiskey]

Its looking like i'm going to have to buy that textbook after all. i can rent it for 40$ and it should be here by next friday but ugh, that sucks.

[Whiskey]

I can solve clutter. I'll be there with super-sized garbage bags tomorrow!

shes gonna throw away all your shit.

[BookstoreEscapee]

shes gonna throw away all your shit.

that's probably not a bad thing

[lupo pazzesco]

I still don't see how that happened. Maybe your microwave's at a different wattage than mine? try it at 2 minutes to start, then work your way up. Blend dry ingredients first, then add the egg milk oil and vanilla. That's the order I go in.

I want cake now... but I can't taste anything since I'm so clogged up.