LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[lupo pazzesco]

No!!

It's 1 of 2 things. The new shirts we got in for our women's spirit wear, which are disturbingly sparkly. or the people in front of me in the checkout had some sparkles left from their halloween purchases. Both were sparkly. I'm thinking...maybe the glitter migrated? Maybe??

[csquared]

I have gold glitter on my chest. And i don't know how it got there!!

Need help clea... Never mind.

[csquared]

a dog would eat it

I didn't say they were smarter. Just different logic.

[Whiskey]

I didn't say they were smarter. Just different logic.

i cant find either cat im a little worried for my life rn

[BookstoreEscapee]

i cant find either cat im a little worried for my life rn

I'm sure they're just...sleeping somewhere...yeah..

[BookstoreEscapee]

so you think my insurance will cover another eye exam so i can talk to the cute tech again?

[csquared]

Just go get your glasses adjusted. Or do you wear contacts?

Oh, and yeah, sure, the cats are just "sleeping."

[BookstoreEscapee]

No I don't wear contacts.

I got my glasses adjusted the first time I was there (I went 2 weeks ago Friday and then I had to go back on Friday for dilation). I thought about maybe seeing if a nosepiece could be broken off so I'd have to get it replaced.

I'm a dork.

[lupo pazzesco]

Hey, nosepieces are fragile bits. Or, you know, you could have some screws loose.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Hey, nosepieces are fragile bits. Or, you know, you could have some screws loose.

well i already knew that.

[Whiskey]

Or, you know, you could have some screws loose.

v nice, didnt see that coming +2pts

[csquared]

A screw loose or a loose screw?

[Victory Sabre]

A screw loose or a loose screw?

Both are awesome in their own way.

Welcome back Lupo, glad you're feeling better.

Whiskey, congrats on your job. I hope you can find a way to get the book for your class.

Oh, yeah, BOOBIES!

[lupo pazzesco]

sparkling boobies at this point... glitter is a bitch to clean off.

yay, I got Whiskey points!

[Whiskey]

I havent had a drink in five days yall

someone help i might do something productive