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  • Quoth Becks View Post
    Whenever you happen to make it.
    Showtime!

    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    So I made an excuse to go to the eye doctor (asked for a copy of my prescription)...saw the guy and he smiled and waved at me but he was busy so I didn't get to talk to him. Damn.
    Go for it!
    Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
    Save the Ales!
    Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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    • Quoth csquared View Post
      Go for it!
      I have this daydream that he'll look me up on facebook or something (I have a unique name so I wouldn't be hard to find). I suppose pulling my phone number from my file wouldn't exactly be kosher as far as his job is concerned. I don't know his last name so the only way I could find him is at work.

      I feel like I'm in middle school. I'll be 35 years old () in a couple weeks. (I wasn't any better at this stuff back then, either.)
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        I have this daydream that he'll look me up on facebook or something (I have a unique name so I wouldn't be hard to find). I suppose pulling my phone number from my file wouldn't exactly be kosher as far as his job is concerned.
        itd be violating hippa. eye doctor is still a doctor.



        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx9pIdM6izg

        im pretty sure Sully has a solid case for justifiable homicide. if i never post again, you know why
        Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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        • Quoth Whiskey View Post
          itd be violating hippa. eye doctor is still a doctor.
          I know. sigh.



          im pretty sure Sully has a solid case for justifiable homicide. if i never post again, you know why
          You gonna lose a finger..
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

            You gonna lose a finger..
            BUT HES SO FAAAAAAAAT


            maybe thats why he doesnt sleep in bed anymore. he opts for the darkest corner of the room
            Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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            • I've seen fatter.
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                I've seen fatter.
                i've seen skinnier
                Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                • i've seen...um...medium-er...
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    i've seen...um...medium-er...
                    mediumest.
                    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                    • allrightgnight
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth csquared View Post
                        Showtime!



                        Go for it!
                        Heh. At the time you posted, I was...driving home from work for the second time.



                        Sooooooooooooooooooo...when I got to work, I went to put my car key in my pocket, like I do every day. I guess I didn't get it in there.

                        Go out on my first break. Shit. There's my key. In my car.

                        Crap.

                        Wait, here comes Lizziebeff to start her shift. She has a copy!!!

                        Damn. It's on her other set of keys. In her apartment. She works until midnight.

                        Hold on!!! My brother has a copy!!!

                        WTF. He's out of town and won't be back until midnight-ish. My shift ends at 9.

                        :sigh: Gonna have to borrow Lizziebeff's car, drive home, get her other set of keys, drive back to work, get my car, and go home.

                        On the plus side, I got some strawberry cheesecake frozen custard.

                        On the other hand, in twelve hours, I'll have been at work for an hour and a half.

                        It was bound to happen sometime, I guess.

                        (And for those who might be wondering, no, the MOTH does not have a key to my car. I don't want him driving it.)
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • Few things in life make you feel as stupid as locking your keys in you car. Spoken from experience.
                          Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                          Save the Ales!
                          Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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                          • How about locking your keys in the car while it was still running?
                            Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                            • Quoth Whiskey View Post
                              I don't think you appreciate how vital that step is
                              I do now! First chocolate cake: I forgot the cocoa (just put in the melted chocolate), Second chocolate cake: The pan slipped as I was flipping it onto the plate and it got smushed. I swore loudly and threw the oven mitts across the room, scaring the hell out of the dog. Third chocolate cake: Had a slightly burnt base, and so I cut that off and iced it at midnight. There was not going to be a fourth cake! I normally cook wearing a skirt, never wearing pants to cook again!
                              Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.

                              Avatar created by the lovely Eisa.

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                              • Its kind of sad when the worst part of town has more common fucking decency than the best.

                                I just got woken up at 2 goddamn AM because a bunch of white trash idiots are out in the parking lot breaking beer bottles. We have a gate and security that walks around. Or she used to walk around because she'd eyeball me everytime I drove in from work in the middle of the night.

                                The ghetto was, literally, less rude. At least when they dealt drugs outside my apartment, they did it quietly.
                                Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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