LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[dalesys]

soooooo, how to go about pestering lupo while i'm in houston, suggestions?

Whatever causes wolfie to walk funny *won't* be a mango...

Perhaps a jicama?

[xx_wolfie_xx]

that's right i should come armed with mangos if i want to live

[lupo pazzesco]

*perks up*

Mangoes??

WHERE!?!?!?

[Whiskey]

find where she works and try to haggle

this is the best option right here. call continuously, using fake (or real) foreign accents.



in lieu of a bottle of red wine, i got 2 mcdoubles from mcdonalds. I, almost instantly, broke out into a sweat, had trouble breathing, felt my arteries slow to a clog and got a little dizzy.

how do people eat those things regularly

[dalesys]

that's right i should come armed with mangos if i want to live

Whiskey's the one you have to feed, so as to avoid an arachnoid fate.

Hail Atropos!

[Whiskey]

Whiskey's the one you have to feed, so as to avoid an arachnoid fate.

come armed with mango margaritas, in that case.

[Amina516]

this is the best option right here. call continuously, using fake (or real) foreign accents.



in lieu of a bottle of red wine, i got 2 mcdoubles from mcdonalds. I, almost instantly, broke out into a sweat, had trouble breathing, felt my arteries slow to a clog and got a little dizzy.

how do people eat those things regularly

Easily...(though i couldnt pack away 2 McDoubles....heifer)


Also, im eating homemade eggrolls with home made fish sauce...whattttt! So good. WTF. (I didnt make them, but my friends mom did..i wanna kiss her for these)

[Whiskey]

heifer

i think your fat ass would like to have a word with you

[xx_wolfie_xx]

While following whiskey's posts on the board I'm REALLY trying to cut down on the crazy in my life.





ilu whiskey

[Whiskey]

While following whiskey's posts on the board I'm REALLY trying to cut down on the crazy in my life.

houston huh

i havent shit to do this week, really.

[xx_wolfie_xx]

Actually now that i think about it, figuring out which grocery store lupo goes to, deliberately encountering her there AND not acting all batshiat on her might go a long way in my favor although i think the first two parts of my plan automatically negate the last so.......hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm

[Amina516]

i think your fat ass would like to have a word with you

Yes...to tell me to eat more eggrolls...duh

[Whiskey]

its not stalking if she shops in public grocery stores

if she didnt want to be stalked she wouldnt go outside

[xx_wolfie_xx]

Hrrrmmm that logic works for me

[xx_wolfie_xx]

also i should change my title, just haven't come up with anything witty to say