LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Whiskey]

So you just have, like, an entire file of these somewhere? Cause you always come up with the best images.

Maybe. What of it?

[KiaKat]

You have too much time on your hands.

You need someone to bounce on your boobs.

Cause that's how it works, right? They bounce on your boobs and then you're in a relationship?

[Amina516]

Cause that's how it works, right? They bounce on your boobs and then you're in a relationship?

Brilliant...So THATS what happened.

[Amina516]

Damn you, girls..

I GOTTA GO TO BED.

GOING!

[Whiskey]

Brilliant...So THATS what happened.

I thought this is what happens



no wonder Im single.

[KiaKat]

Brilliant...So THATS what happened.

I admit to having stolen it from Something Positive.

I get far too much of my humour from webcomics.

[dalesys]

HEY!

Why didn't I get boobies?!??

"The Boob Fairy" Deirdre Flint.

...
This isn't a song about boobs. Not really. The boobs are just a set of metaphors to symbolize everyone's fear of human inadequacy. Hey! We've all felt the pain of being dissed by one fairy or another, so during the next refrain I want you to join in with your own fairy that never paid a call. Maybe it's the height fairy or the butt nymph. Men, maybe it's the pectoral or hair fairy or maybe some other fairy you just want to mumble about. Look, nobody's going to ask you to enunciate. And sisters, I don't want you feeling alienated because you happen to be full-figured. Just change the line to the boob fairy wouldn't let me be or the boob fairy became obsessed with me. Okay, here comes the refrain. Everybody join in.

The boob fairy never came for me
No the boob fairy never came for me
Though the hip fairy came two times
and the thigh fairy came three
The boob fairy never came for me.
...

[lupo pazzesco]

<gasp!> I missed EQ!! Nooooo!!! Why am I always missing EQ! Sad..

Well, y'all pretty much took it directly in the direction I assumed ya would. Bravo. I giggled through my morning cup of tea. And now I stumble off to shower and hopefully wake up the rest of the way.

Whoa, you got a NSFW tag thrown up on a thread with my name!! Hot damn, that's a first!! I feel so...special?

[Victory Sabre]

I saw this thread last night when I got home from playing poker, and getting drunk at the VFW. I was going to read it last night, but when I saw that the page count was so high, I chose not to, and went to bed.

Damn, I made a mistake, because I'm a fan of the boobs.

Oh well, my loss.

Drink recipe

Tanqueray Gin
Club Soda
Ice
Lime.

Put those all together, and you have one hell of a drink. After getting 2 bad beats in a row (which knocked me out of the tournament) last night I slammed my gin, and I never do that.

[Whiskey]

Whoa, you got a NSFW tag thrown up on a thread with my name!! Hot damn, that's a first!! I feel so...special?

We do what we can.

[KiaKat]

<gasp!> I missed EQ!! Nooooo!!! Why am I always missing EQ! Sad..

Your fault for falling asleep!

Well, y'all pretty much took it directly in the direction I assumed ya would. Bravo. I giggled through my morning cup of tea. And now I stumble off to shower and hopefully wake up the rest of the way.

Yay! Lupogiggles! And YAY NAKED LUPO!

Whoa, you got a NSFW tag thrown up on a thread with my name!! Hot damn, that's a first!! I feel so...special?

That's cause you are. But you still missed the best part of the fun.

Yeah, um...I might still be a little drunk. Just a little. It'll wear off before I have to go to work.

[lupo pazzesco]

I'm sober, sadly enough. But, I'm about to take on my second round of caffeine (ohmigod, how did i ever live without this stuff before!?) and that should hopefully wake me up enough to head out and get started on the day. I wanna go back to bed. (to sleep. SLEEP, you sick, sick people!! ) but I have other commitments.

Kia, I'd been up since 4 am yesterday, it was either got to bed, or faceplant into my laptop keyboard. I dun wanna break my computer... SO there.

[Whiskey]

Yeah, um...I might still be a little drunk. Just a little. It'll wear off before I have to go to work.

I stopped drinking way after you and I'm stone sober. I thought you were a professional.

[KiaKat]

I am. But my body metabolizes booze weirdly. I'm usually still a bit drunk after I wake up.

Judicious application of caffeine is enough to wipe away the remaining fuzzies.

Lupo, I have totally been there. You are forgiven. Next time we have one of these Epic Threads of Epicness, we'll have it on a day where you don't work the next morning.

Why yes, I am a facilitator of debauchery, why do you ask?

[Whiskey]

Lupo, I have totally been there. You are forgiven. Next time we have one of these Epic Threads of Epicness, we'll have it on a day where you don't work the next morning.

Why yes, I am a facilitator of debauchery, why do you ask?

Can I RSVP right now?